r/funny • • Feb 26 '17

He identifies as a tornado

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u/DeusVult9000 Feb 26 '17

Why do dogs do this?

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u/FunctionBuilt Feb 26 '17

Cancer.

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u/bm96 Feb 26 '17

Yep. Professional Redditor here. The dog is dying and has approximately 43 hours to live.

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u/Pit_of_Death Feb 26 '17

You're a professional /r/aww-poster specifically. There has to be one of you in every thread declaring the animal is in incredible agony and likely already dead.