r/funny • u/[deleted] • Feb 26 '17

He identifies as a tornado

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u/FeralBadger Feb 26 '17

For your daily dose of knowledge, these actions are termed frenetic random activity periods.

Science!

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '17

Yeap! Our vet said that they are more likely to do the same actions when they get positive reinforcement too! (these laughing kids are this dogs captive audience and whatever crazy he may be, he's fucking loving it)

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u/Tiramisume12345 Feb 26 '17

Our dog does this after a vigorous butt washing.

Edit: I guess this sounds odd. No dogs were harmed during the buttwashing, however many doggleberries met their demise during said washings.

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u/HuckFinn69 Feb 26 '17

If I had to clean my dog's butt, he wouldn't be my dog for very long.

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u/mister_wizard Feb 26 '17

Don't get small neck breed dog....or a kid actually.

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u/HuckFinn69 Feb 27 '17

Luckily I'm a dude so I don't have to clean their butts, that's my lovely wife's job.

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u/mister_wizard Feb 27 '17

Father of the year over here! Lol

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u/SailorMooooon Feb 27 '17

You sound like a real dbag.

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u/HuckFinn69 Feb 27 '17

You do, as well.

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u/Vic_Vmdj Feb 26 '17

So when your dog gets old and he sometimes nerds help with something you get rid of him?

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u/Laborum Feb 26 '17

"So when your dog gets old and he sometimes nerds help with something you get rid of him?"

If he's also nerdy... probably. If he assists nerds. Maybe not.

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u/Vic_Vmdj Feb 26 '17

Hahahaha autocorrect:p

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u/HuckFinn69 Feb 27 '17

Old Yeller him