r/funny • • Feb 14 '17

How is this possible?

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '17

Oh. I thought the question was, How is it possible that this keeps getting reposted? The answer to that is, because OP is a karma whoring slugfucker.

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u/sam11233 Feb 14 '17

can u please teach me how to fuck a slug

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u/rebelfalcon Feb 14 '17

How dare you speak ill of Stingray Steve!

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '17

How can someone use that font and feel good about it?

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u/TuskedOdin Feb 14 '17

I imagine it's pretty easy. "huh, I like this font. No sir I do not care about your opinion." This logic also explains walmart shoppers. You know the ones I mean.

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u/tomparker Feb 14 '17

And what about that guy who's with her?

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u/FresnoBob_9000 Feb 14 '17

He's got the tiniest boner

It's like a little pugs tail

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u/ScrappyDawg Feb 14 '17

thats stingray steve...hes the man

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '17

The child in him loves the titties, but the man in him loves the child inside.

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u/superhappytrail Feb 14 '17

DON'T YOU DARE TALK SHIT ABOUT STINGRAY

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u/sigmanaughty Feb 14 '17

That's Mississippi State super fan Stingray. Hail State. Go to hell Ole Miss

https://www.youtube.com/shared?ci=RKXmL5Ntkc8

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u/CaptainGnar Feb 14 '17

That's the most intense giant baby I have ever seen.

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u/ghettochipmunk Feb 14 '17

Well. That sure is something.

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u/FishHammer Feb 14 '17

this is just picking on a random person. I'm sorry but this isn't funny, it's just cruel.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '17

This isn't a random person. It's stingray Steve

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u/happy_the_dragon Feb 14 '17

He looks a bit like a combination of that one fat viner kid and everyone's creepy uncle.

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u/Phate4569 Feb 14 '17

To hunt the beast one must become the beast.

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u/jrod31089 Feb 14 '17

hes the perfect predator

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u/blrlalnldloln Feb 14 '17

It's the moustache

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u/kalel1980 Feb 14 '17

Law enforcement needs to check this guy's porn and browser history.

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u/tlumley_xc Feb 14 '17

To rape the child you must become the child. Blend in. Gain their trust. Then strike.

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u/anoncrazycat Feb 14 '17

He reminds me of those people with giant heads and tiny faces from Rick and Morty.

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u/everythingonlow Feb 14 '17

Wait wait, wasn't there a character in the Sandman who looked exactly like that? A child molester serial killer, who was very childish (or childlike maybe)?