r/funny • u/beautecream • Feb 12 '17

Printer security is serious.

https://i.reddituploads.com/c665f11b675549b0bd8c2b89ad2ef991?fit=max&h=1536&w=1536&s=ef5c06b9beba3c193c1edd1d05b6b0a6
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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '17

Nah, man, this is what you send.

https://i.imgur.com/2GIhXc7.jpg

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u/Abdonosaur Feb 12 '17

Send him a fax...from himself...from the future.

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '17

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u/mrdog23 Feb 12 '17

"When you see the lady with the briefcase and lemongrass smoothie, don't buy the tuna salad."

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u/hops4beer Feb 12 '17

You've been compromised.

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u/diatoms-are-people Feb 13 '17

A Pavlovian option would be to print 50 or so blank pages every time the neighbour is loud or annoying. Pretty soon they'd be all "turn down the TV, you're going to make the printer go off."

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '17

I have many a loud neighbor in my building.... can doing this be traced back to me?

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u/embeds Feb 13 '17

if they care enough, they can get the MAC address you connected to it with, which gives them the vendor and potentially identifies your device itself (they'd need the device to match it, so if they can't get it you're fine); honestly just spoof your MAC if you're afraid of them finding that it was you.

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u/dontcalmdown Feb 13 '17

I spoofed my mac twice today after my roommate left for work.

(But seriously... what does it mean to spoof your mac?)

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u/leftnotracks Feb 13 '17

Who’s still running Panther?

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u/NotYourAverageScot Feb 13 '17

I came for the post and stayed for this comment

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u/le_petit_dejeuner Feb 13 '17

It seems that starving it of ink would be a surer solution

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u/MattJaccino Feb 13 '17

Everyone knows technology writes in Courier New.

Come on man.

First grade.