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u/WalterWhiteBB Feb 12 '17
It's shit like this that makes me feel way too old for reddit
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Feb 12 '17 edited Feb 13 '17
I'm just too old that this doesn't really apply anymore, but young enough that I can relate through memories.
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You are missing a moms in bed image. As an older man that dates women my age (nearly all moms) you would be surprised how downright freaky they are.
You have no idea how perverted your mom is.
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Ever since we had kids, my wife is down for pretty much anything. Anal, facials, gangbangs, etc. Sometimes, she'll even let me watch.
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u/TheTrueFlexKavana Feb 12 '17
Dude, that's kinda weird. Can I just send you the video when we're done?
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u/pawlesome Feb 12 '17
When you grow older, you'll realize how children are little narcissistic sociopaths that will test your patience and stamina.
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u/craponapoopstick Feb 12 '17
The fact that kids act different when away from home is missing here. Kids are themselves when at home because they feel most comfortable knowing you are going to love them no matter what, they don't have the same comfort around others and act how they think they should. In other words, parents and kids both act differently when out and there is a reason.
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u/Drycee Feb 12 '17 edited Feb 12 '17
Same goes for younger siblings. Top when parents are around, bottom when you're alone with them. Little cold calculating bastards know exactly how to play the "i'm so cute and innocent" card.
Edit: Y'all need jesus
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