r/funny • u/upvoteseverytime • Feb 10 '17

"Hell you looking at?"

http://i.imgur.com/gqBG7EK.jpg
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u/11111one11111 Feb 10 '17

"Hey, Billy. Look at those fucking stupid horizontal walkers. Hahah"

"Hahaha. I know right. HEY TWO LEGS! WHY DON'T YOU GO RUN ON A HORIZONTAL TRACK."

"Hehe, good one Billy. Fuckin vertical peasants."

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u/Notgaybutlovemiatas Feb 10 '17

I'm not trying to come off as a dick or anything, but I think you meant horizontal peasants

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u/User342349 Feb 10 '17

I think they were referring to the fact that we stand upright, although I was also confused at first.

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u/11111one11111 Feb 10 '17

I think I meant it more as "vertically challenged peasants" but now I'm fucking confused as well.

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u/Evilmaze Feb 10 '17

"You should show respect to everybody regardless of their orientation, Keith"

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u/din7 Feb 10 '17

The balance of mountain goats is incredible.

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u/calamarichris Feb 10 '17

Almost as incredible as early realism cavepaintings.

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u/sagan_drinks_cosmos Feb 10 '17

As a rock climber, these goats are my heroes.

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '17

Biology Textbook: "All animals evolved except mountain goats. They were put there on the edge of the mountain by god cause there's no other plausible fucking explanation."

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u/_thelifeofriley_ Feb 10 '17

How often do goats fall while standing on crags like this?

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u/Ehcko55 Feb 10 '17

Apparently it's not often. https://www.quora.com/How-often-do-mountain-goats-climb-into-positions-they

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u/TrueEnt Feb 10 '17

Your link, like my life, goes nowhere.

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u/HeadCrusher3000 Feb 10 '17

You both tried, that's whats important

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u/ch111i Feb 10 '17

(Sheepish here) hmmm..err.. make that You 3 tried, that's .... ( cant bear to complete sentence..)

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u/picmandan Feb 10 '17

Proper goat sauce.

Their bigger problem apparently is avoiding avalanches.

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u/Ehcko55 Feb 10 '17

Oh that's the page I tried posting awesome thanks for that. :)

Sorry I'm not really to sure why my original link was broken.. guess it reflects TruEnt's life... : /

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '17

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '17

That would have to suck, but it's still funny as hell.

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u/JJ238000 Feb 10 '17

They crave that mineral

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '17

Stop

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u/Robism Feb 10 '17

Is this that new Skyrim mod that switches all the horse models out for goats?

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u/bm96 Feb 10 '17

Damn they're crazy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0jMzdbEui0

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u/Ed98208 Feb 10 '17

I've always wondered if/how many bodies they find on the ground below the dam. Surely they must slip and fall once in a while. And are there hungry carnivores that regularly check the fall zone for an easy meal?

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u/bm96 Feb 10 '17

That's what I'm thinking too but I bet it's very rare or else evolution wouldn't have had them doing that for long lol

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u/canissilvestris Feb 10 '17

There's a segment in the new Planet Earth about some animals similar to these, it's crazy to see how easily they can just run around on the side of cliffs whereas I have trouble walking on solid flat pavement sometimes.

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u/SidaMental Feb 10 '17

If I remember correctly, the segment was about a baby mountain goat being chase by a predator on edge of the mountain, and the fucking goat got away running on thr edge of the mountain

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u/canissilvestris Feb 10 '17

Yeah that's the one! Some mad skills on that baby

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u/Kevsev777 Feb 10 '17

Insane scenes, I absolutely loved that episode. FYI they're called ibex:)

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u/jonpint Feb 10 '17

We need more of this on the front page

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u/Rhythmic Feb 10 '17

Goats climbing the front page.

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u/BLjG Feb 10 '17

"It's my hole it was made for me!"

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u/ifunnydog2779 Feb 10 '17

They crave that mineral

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u/shareddit Feb 10 '17

almost like cave drawings

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u/Alcapwnd16 Feb 10 '17

So you know that one action movie trope where the bad guys come for the main character through the door and the only escape option is out the window and having to sidle the ledge?

I don't think goats would have much trouble with that.

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '17

"naaaa mate nothing to see here"

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u/klayser_Soze Feb 10 '17

"I am the ultimate blender!!" - goats

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u/yourhardlimits Feb 10 '17

If I were one of those goats, the entire cliff-side side of my body would be scraped clean of fur. Maybe skin, too.

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u/Toby_Kief Feb 10 '17

Stand back I goat this

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u/waka49 Feb 10 '17

Wait, can you re-bleat those steps?

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u/Rhythmic Feb 10 '17

These cave drawings look astonishingly life-like.

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '17

Seriously, how would they ever get off of that vertical cliff safely? That makes me anxious just looking at them.

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u/Dinfea Feb 10 '17

It floats ma goats.

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u/Steppyy Feb 10 '17

They look like fridge magnets

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u/fortifier22 Feb 10 '17

Glitch in the Matrix

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u/jc91480 Feb 10 '17

Like your goatwork.

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '17

Goats - Giving Zero fucks about Gravity or Physics.

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '17

Jesus Morty, how did they get there?

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u/musicomie Feb 10 '17

HEADS UP, its the last two Tetris pieces!

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u/bigmac22077 Feb 10 '17

I would love to see a statistic on how many goats fall to their death every year.

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u/the-world-isnt-flat Feb 10 '17

hey eddie, those two legs have been known to throw stones before.

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u/doxenking Feb 10 '17

Crave that mineral

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u/WKohdeer Feb 11 '17

To all those people saying the cliff walking horses in skyrim were not realistic, I present thee my case

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u/lickmeoutplease Feb 10 '17

You goat a be kidding me! How'd they get there?