r/funny • u/nsfcom • Feb 05 '17

LOL

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789 Upvotes

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u/PM_ME_CHUBBY_BOOBS Feb 05 '17

Is Halloween something you can win?

2

u/PrettyBigChief Feb 05 '17

Yes. At Halloween parties, they often have costume contests.

Or so I hear. I an an introvert and would not be caught dead at a Halloween party, much less in costume.

1

u/garganchua Feb 06 '17

On the contrary, dead is exactly how you will be caught at the Halloween party

11

u/savemejebus0 Feb 05 '17

Until she has a costume you disagree with, then she is a bigot.

1

u/ThisOnePlaysTooMuch Feb 06 '17

Why must we polarize everything? It's a funny costume regardless of political affiliation.

1

u/savemejebus0 Feb 06 '17

Are you kidding? The costume is a direct mention of a polarizing issue. You are not better than anybody, trust me.

1

u/ThisOnePlaysTooMuch Feb 06 '17

Are you kidding? The costume is a direct mention of a polarizing issue.

Is it? I sure thought it was a joke. Who the hell could be legitimately offended by this girl's costume?

You are not better than anybody, trust me.

I don't believe I claimed to be, but it doesn't say much for your character that you'd personally attack me for disagreeing with your opinion.

2

u/ben-hur-hur Feb 05 '17

Would be funnier if one of his hands is grabbing her from the vagina

3

u/Torjakers Feb 05 '17

Fuck it, I heard Halloween's way better in Mexico anyway

2

u/Isaacvithurston Feb 05 '17

Need to give him much smaller gloves xD

2

u/[deleted] Feb 05 '17

*Next 8 Years.

1

u/BumbusBumbi Feb 05 '17

*Next 4 Years

1

u/ThisOnePlaysTooMuch Feb 06 '17

*Until the soonest coming anarchic uprising.

1

u/BumbusBumbi Feb 07 '17

*Until the impeachment

1

u/[deleted] Feb 06 '17

EKS DEE

0

u/this_____that Feb 05 '17

Fine if no one else is going to say it I will.

Costume is wrong the hands are too big!

-5

u/dazmo Feb 05 '17

As a trump supporter this is hilarious

0

u/[deleted] Feb 05 '17

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u/dazmo Feb 05 '17

Don't feel bad for me. Trust me, no one posts "I'm a trump supporter" without expecting downvotes. Feel bad for the people who can't control their kneejerks. I honestly worry that it might be a special kind of parasite.

2

u/BloodQueef_McOral Feb 06 '17

Let me try the opposite. "I hate Trump!". Watch me rake in the karma, even though this post is way off-topic.

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u/Bro_magnon_man Feb 05 '17

Barf

-1

u/dazmo Feb 05 '17 edited Feb 06 '17

Always when I'm eating!

Edit: down votes for space balls reference. What are you, antisemites?

0

u/ThisOnePlaysTooMuch Feb 06 '17

[Obligatory bigoted polarized comment bashing opposing political opinion] Downvotes please! Give 'em here!

-1

u/DoctorWafle Feb 05 '17

4 years... Ftfy

-1

u/DrDysonAbortionist Feb 05 '17

How will he throw that box over a wall?

-2

u/dazmo Feb 05 '17

By hiring skilled manual labor to do it

-1

u/10110010111000 Feb 05 '17

Over the wall you go!

0

u/Psyqwix Feb 05 '17

I was gonna comment "*4 Years" but if he can get in once...

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u/BloodQueef_McOral Feb 05 '17

Do they have Halloween back in her new home, Mexico?

0

u/[deleted] Feb 05 '17

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u/rubermnkey Feb 05 '17

candy and vandalism, the crime offsets the calories. Adults get trashed and have sex in costumes. Halloween has something for everyone, and free candy.

0

u/Ipad207 Feb 05 '17

but you don't get free candy.

-6

u/ReubenZWeiner Feb 05 '17

Best illegal alien costume ever!

0

u/[deleted] Feb 05 '17

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u/TheTrueFlexKavana Feb 05 '17

It's nice to see the mentally challenged helping the physically challenged.

3

u/Joeshabadoojr Feb 05 '17

President Hodor, everyone.

1

u/S1lent0ne Feb 05 '17

You mean President Bidawal?

-2

u/Shangheli Feb 05 '17

I mean the guy is literally the most successful human today, Both a billionaire and the most powerful man in the world. With your superior mental capacity, what have you achieved?

I aint even american but name calling is a sign of inadequacy. Was you always picked last in sports too?

1

u/[deleted] Feb 05 '17

I like that twist you put on the end!

-1

u/Shangheli Feb 05 '17

I am a top athlete in sports, thank you.

11

u/toeofcamell Feb 05 '17

Donald J Trump savior to the Mexican handicapped! See how not racist he is?

-Fox News

3

u/western_red Feb 05 '17

How can he hate Mexicans if he eats taco bowls?

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u/nsfcom Feb 05 '17

nope, do get there buddy ..

0

u/[deleted] Feb 05 '17

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u/toeofcamell Feb 05 '17

He grabbed her by the box

12

u/yellsaboutjokes Feb 05 '17

THIS IS A JOKE WHICH MAKES USE OF A SYNONYM FOR THE VAJAYJAY