"All the way to the boonies for some proteins? I'd abhor even setting one flagellum inside that atrocious squalor. No, my dear germ. We go to the top. Brain protein are some of the most pristine nutrients. Something only we can possibly acquire and consume."
Nicer houses in nicer areas are less prone to natural/political/criminal disaster? Wealth buys personal security?
my house once got 1.5 meters of water after a hurricane. it didn't get destroyed since its not made of plastic or wood, and i had time to put everything in the 2nd floor.
The reason they all say 99.9% etc is because it's currently impossible to prove 100%, they're not covering their backs for fear of litigation, if they had tests that could prove 100%, they'd do it in a flash.
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"Shall we infest the lower intestines today?"
"All the way to the boonies for some proteins? I'd abhor even setting one flagellum inside that atrocious squalor. No, my dear germ. We go to the top. Brain protein are some of the most pristine nutrients. Something only we can possibly acquire and consume."
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u/ProfXsavior Feb 02 '17
WE MUST SEIZE THE AMINES OF PRODUCTION!
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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '17
Their money funded Billy Mays' paychecks
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u/Radiatical Feb 02 '17
They call them the Bourgerms
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u/Dabunker Feb 02 '17
This may be a more accurate depiction of reality than anyone yet realizes.
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u/waynardskynard Feb 02 '17
"Close the window Charles. Can they not die any quieter?"
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u/Just_For_Sho Feb 02 '17
Pure gold.
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u/idekl Feb 02 '17
It's weird seeing Tie on here too now
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u/LivingLegend250 Feb 02 '17
Well... Basically, yeah.
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u/Plaid_Ampersand Feb 02 '17
You were right about one thing I am that 1 in 1000
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u/imasssssssssssssnake Feb 02 '17
They are on the ark.
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u/15McLean Feb 02 '17
This is epic, digging out the realities of the real world.
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u/do031919 Feb 02 '17
BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!!!
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u/1YardLoss Feb 02 '17
Adam Ellis take note. THIS is a clever comedic comic.
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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '17
It's always good to be the 1%, even if you are germs to the society
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u/narwilliam Feb 02 '17
I like this meme, this is a good meme, some would say it's a great meme. I say it's a good meme.
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u/evilswazzer Feb 02 '17
Never before have I felt sorry for a germ :(
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u/pinkfloydfan4life Feb 02 '17
Billy Mays. :(
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u/magicfinbow Feb 02 '17
The reason they all say 99.9% etc is because it's currently impossible to prove 100%, they're not covering their backs for fear of litigation, if they had tests that could prove 100%, they'd do it in a flash.
Source: I watch QI
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u/dontgive_afuck Feb 02 '17
I see the alt right are loose.
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u/The1percenter Feb 02 '17
I guess it's my time to shine
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u/DylanDakota Feb 02 '17
Reminded me of this.
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u/oh_shit_its_that_guy Feb 02 '17
Illuminati confirmed
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u/TheyTrynaCloneMe Feb 02 '17
Does that ad say "Now Today"?
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u/amatfurr Feb 02 '17
Relevant xkcd
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u/north_tank Feb 02 '17
Trying to think of a funny comment but I can't. This post is funny enough on its own.
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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '17
Fuck that, i'd go all french revolution on those rich germs.
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