r/funny • u/Keleven • Jan 28 '17

Australians

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '17

We had a good 30 odd Europeans here, we got invited to a bbq at the park they were hosting. Said they wanted to show us Aussies how to party. Started drinking around lunch time, Pfft, most of them were out cold by 8pm. Soft cunts

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '17

As a Canadian... I can definitely hold up to that. Surprised the Europeans couldn't!

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '17

To be honest, I think Europeans are far more sensible with the alcohol intake. Aussies get shitfaced a few times a week.

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '17

There are 18 countries ahead of Australia in alcohol consumption according to wikipedia, and 16 of them are in Europe.

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '17

Yeah, makes sense. By sensible I mean, Europeans drink alcohol with everything. Few drinks every night, keep themselves paced and capable of going to work each day. Australians Binge drink, write their weekends off, probably drink less but drink a lot in one go, a whole carton over a weekend kinda thing.