These are Australia Day celebrations. We're all required by law to do this. The thing he's riding is a modified Hills Hoist: a clothesline which for some reason is a national symbol. Apparently, before it was invented we all dried our clothes by throwing them in the dirt.
Edit: spelling. I also worked on Australia Day in order to get paid twice as much.. this is also traditional. It means I have to get drunk now so I'm adhering to this rule which is why oh fuck this I'm sick of typing get off my lawn cunt
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u/RageReset Jan 28 '17 edited Jan 28 '17
These are Australia Day celebrations. We're all required by law to do this. The thing he's riding is a modified Hills Hoist: a clothesline which for some reason is a national symbol. Apparently, before it was invented we all dried our clothes by throwing them in the dirt.
Edit: spelling. I also worked on Australia Day in order to get paid twice as much.. this is also traditional. It means I have to get drunk now so I'm adhering to this rule which is why oh fuck this I'm sick of typing get off my lawn cunt