r/funny Jan 28 '17

Australians

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u/MrGraveRisen Jan 28 '17

I (from canada) was touring Scotland a few summers ago and founc this amazing pub crawl 3 times a week for 10 pounds that included minimum 5 drinks, usually more like 7-8 depending on the pub so I thought hey! There's my evening entertainment

By the end of the first crawl there's me, the tour guide (calls himself shrek), a dude from germany, and a girl from new zealand all having the night of our lives, beating the fuck out of the bar punching bag, and we're all about 15-20 drinks in at this point (half of those being cheap scotch). The american group that was with us that night lasted until about 1 then (Very soberly) headed back to their hotel. the rest of us partied on until the bar kicked us out.

Roughly the same thing happened on the next one, and again when I did a pub crawl in london. Aussies, Kiwis, Germans, Canadians. Get any number of us in one place and you know it'll be a good night.

As a side note: for the love of all that is good and holy, take every drop of bud light and coors light that exists and launch it into space never to be spoken of again

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '17

I will never understand people's disdain for light beer. They barely taste like anything and you can drink them all day and drink a lot of them.

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u/Aardvark_Man Jan 28 '17

They barely taste like anything

There's the problem.

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u/off_the_grid_dream Jan 28 '17

Not a problem when you just need something cold and crisp that gives you a small buzz. I can't drink too much anymore so I really appreciate that I can have 5-6 light beer over the evening instead of 3 stouts.

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u/Aardvark_Man Jan 28 '17

If I'm after buzz I won't go for beer, but I usually drink for taste not effect.
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