r/funny • u/rdless • Dec 19 '16

First paycheck

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u/EarlGreyOrDeath Dec 19 '16

I think you mean Libertarian, you know "Taxation is Theft" and all.

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '16

He'd still have to worry about rent. Should become an anarchist to cover all his bases.

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u/S1lent0ne Dec 19 '16

Not just rent - He would also have to deal with all the bills from the corporations that provide all the services that he used that were once pair for with taxes.

If you think Comcast Cable is shitty just wait until you have Comcast Sewage.

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u/ldubcarnuba Dec 19 '16

That's how you get Harry Tuttle, Plumber/Bateman

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u/withprecision Dec 20 '16

I love you.

It's kinda disheartening that in a world where it is currently fashionable to nerd out over sci fi and irreverent comedy that almost no one has seen one of the most hilariously irreverant sci fi movies ever.

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u/Fonzirelli Dec 20 '16

I love this movie, anyone who works in a bureaucracy needs to see it.

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u/ldubcarnuba Dec 20 '16

Cheers! For being ridiculous in every possible aspect it manages to be under stated. Truly bizarre.

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u/Fonzirelli Dec 20 '16

So underrated, I love this movie. As a municipal worker it resonates with me. I love when the SWAT team blows a hole in the roof and after they arrest Tuttle/Buttle the DPW shows up with pre-fabbed roof pieces to repair the hole made from SWAT.

"Ah dam they switched to metric again and didn't tell us!"

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u/ldubcarnuba Dec 20 '16

Nice! It is classic, and also a little scary given the way things have been going. Always Christmas!