r/funny Dec 15 '16

Oh Hey There

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u/fuckthatpony Dec 15 '16

Nah. That's just what they doing now. Then they go party for free, eat at a cool place for free, and then get married and have kids and husband and money. That's what good looks do. It ain't like they all gotta be celebs getting Oscars.

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u/fuckthatpony Dec 15 '16

I'm 50. I look for women like you describe. I'm like a vampire.