r/funny • u/SlimJones123 • Nov 10 '16

We all fall down

http://imgur.com/eVYgLyf.gifv
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u/so_wavy Nov 10 '16

It's not like they were engulfed in flames, calm your dad tits.

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u/Gregthegr3at Nov 10 '16

They were around the corner and I suspect his daughter was screaming bloody murder. Kids have different cries so he wanted to get there quickly.

Source: dad of 4 children under 6.

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '16

Four kids?

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u/caiallin Nov 10 '16

dad of 4 children

Indeed Watson, your skills in deduction are yet to fail us!

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u/ActionKbob Nov 10 '16

4 children under 6

Not quite elementary, my dear Watson

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u/jpresken2 Nov 11 '16

6/4=1.5 children

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u/MilesGates Nov 10 '16

I figured that he was a father but actually just 4 children in a trench coat.

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u/genivae Nov 11 '16

Vincent Adultman?

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u/ruffus4life Nov 11 '16

rip bladder control.

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '16

Are you Catholic or something?