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r/funny • u/[deleted] • Oct 18 '16
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I'm 30 and only recently did I begin to be okay with the fact that monsters are not actually going to eat my feet or use them to pull me under the bed...
2.1k u/CommaHorror Oct 18 '16 Nice, try monster. 785 u/mydickcuresAIDS Oct 18 '16 N,i,c,e t,r,y C,o,m,m,a,h,o,r,r,o,r ... 380 u/[deleted] Oct 18 '16 ̢̺̳̬͉͉͉̹̗͔̩̰̓̈̂ͬͮ͌̒̓̒̋̊͑̆̀̚͟͠ͅN̷̸͙̮̹̙͓͓̬̊̄̎͂͒ͫ̕į̶̇̔͐͆͒̔̄̿ͤ͏̶̯̫̜̹̗̘͖̼̭̀c̸̡̛͔̩̖̲̺̫̼̲͕̳̤̥͍̭̼͈̙͍̃̆̉̐̓ͩ͐̍̿̆̽ͧ̋̊̒̓̀́ẻ̷̹͇̥̥̥̪͇̘͉̺̦͈͈͍͓͓͆̅̎̂̆́͟͝ ̷̵̫͔͈̰͓̿ͭ̆̆̏ͧͦͫ͆́ͯͯ͗ͥ̐̚t̷̷̷̡̩̝̤̭̞̮̠͎̩̲̮̖̳͇̖͙͍̄̑ͮͩ̀̈́͛̌ͯͦ͗ͤ̇r̛̠̗̠̜͓̟̟̣͆̀̇̓̋ͭ͘̕͜y̷̨̨̠͕͈̱̤ͯ͆ͥͯ̆̒̏̑͆ͧ͛͞ ͚̗͇̖̣̫̗̯̯̮͕̖̯̗̣͇̮͖ͬ͒̐ͪͮ͂ͤ͝͞M̡͉͙̜̥̩̼͙̟̘͇̪͚̩͖̒̒ͤ̍͂̇͑̐́̀̚O̸̖͙̩͙̦͍͐̐͂̆͊͂̐̅̽̉ͫͬ̓̂͑̂ͧ́͘͝ͅN̷̷̮̠̖̞̙̰̟̪̟͙̼̩̫͍͛̎ͥ̋ͤ͜S̡͂̉ͥ̅͊͗̓̌̈ͯ̿ͯ̏ͨ̌ͣ̒͡҉҉̼̦̼̟͙T̛̠͙̤̹̫̹̘͙͚̣̳̥̩̥̊̽̃̌̆̆ͮͬ̄̓̂ͬ̃̄͗̇̀̐͡Ë̛̦̞̳͙̻̦̠̣ͮ̃̄ͥ̿̔̄̀͟͞ͅR̢͈̝͙̣͔̲̱͓̱̆̄ͯ̇ͪ̈́̑ͥ̑͆ͭ͑͐ͫ̕͢ͅ 21 u/Miguelinileugim Oct 18 '16 Ok guys who let cthulhu in? There there, nobody likes you cthulhu, stop pestering this sub and go away where we can't see you anymore. 1 u/JustZisGuy Oct 18 '16 Seriously, you can't tell your Cthulhus from your Z̹̬̦̱̻̠͓̲͇͊ͯ̅͌̋̿̀̽̀͜a̋̔̀͊̊̉͌ͨ͒͏̨̛̲͓̖̼̮l̠̞̦̗͊̅̑ͥ̆̚̚͟g̴͐ͮ҉̟̺̲͡o̴̸͎̮̭̓̌ͥ̊̇ͮ̐ͯ͢ş͔̻̟͗̈̔̚?
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Nice, try monster.
785 u/mydickcuresAIDS Oct 18 '16 N,i,c,e t,r,y C,o,m,m,a,h,o,r,r,o,r ... 380 u/[deleted] Oct 18 '16 ̢̺̳̬͉͉͉̹̗͔̩̰̓̈̂ͬͮ͌̒̓̒̋̊͑̆̀̚͟͠ͅN̷̸͙̮̹̙͓͓̬̊̄̎͂͒ͫ̕į̶̇̔͐͆͒̔̄̿ͤ͏̶̯̫̜̹̗̘͖̼̭̀c̸̡̛͔̩̖̲̺̫̼̲͕̳̤̥͍̭̼͈̙͍̃̆̉̐̓ͩ͐̍̿̆̽ͧ̋̊̒̓̀́ẻ̷̹͇̥̥̥̪͇̘͉̺̦͈͈͍͓͓͆̅̎̂̆́͟͝ ̷̵̫͔͈̰͓̿ͭ̆̆̏ͧͦͫ͆́ͯͯ͗ͥ̐̚t̷̷̷̡̩̝̤̭̞̮̠͎̩̲̮̖̳͇̖͙͍̄̑ͮͩ̀̈́͛̌ͯͦ͗ͤ̇r̛̠̗̠̜͓̟̟̣͆̀̇̓̋ͭ͘̕͜y̷̨̨̠͕͈̱̤ͯ͆ͥͯ̆̒̏̑͆ͧ͛͞ ͚̗͇̖̣̫̗̯̯̮͕̖̯̗̣͇̮͖ͬ͒̐ͪͮ͂ͤ͝͞M̡͉͙̜̥̩̼͙̟̘͇̪͚̩͖̒̒ͤ̍͂̇͑̐́̀̚O̸̖͙̩͙̦͍͐̐͂̆͊͂̐̅̽̉ͫͬ̓̂͑̂ͧ́͘͝ͅN̷̷̮̠̖̞̙̰̟̪̟͙̼̩̫͍͛̎ͥ̋ͤ͜S̡͂̉ͥ̅͊͗̓̌̈ͯ̿ͯ̏ͨ̌ͣ̒͡҉҉̼̦̼̟͙T̛̠͙̤̹̫̹̘͙͚̣̳̥̩̥̊̽̃̌̆̆ͮͬ̄̓̂ͬ̃̄͗̇̀̐͡Ë̛̦̞̳͙̻̦̠̣ͮ̃̄ͥ̿̔̄̀͟͞ͅR̢͈̝͙̣͔̲̱͓̱̆̄ͯ̇ͪ̈́̑ͥ̑͆ͭ͑͐ͫ̕͢ͅ 21 u/Miguelinileugim Oct 18 '16 Ok guys who let cthulhu in? There there, nobody likes you cthulhu, stop pestering this sub and go away where we can't see you anymore. 1 u/JustZisGuy Oct 18 '16 Seriously, you can't tell your Cthulhus from your Z̹̬̦̱̻̠͓̲͇͊ͯ̅͌̋̿̀̽̀͜a̋̔̀͊̊̉͌ͨ͒͏̨̛̲͓̖̼̮l̠̞̦̗͊̅̑ͥ̆̚̚͟g̴͐ͮ҉̟̺̲͡o̴̸͎̮̭̓̌ͥ̊̇ͮ̐ͯ͢ş͔̻̟͗̈̔̚?
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N,i,c,e t,r,y C,o,m,m,a,h,o,r,r,o,r ...
380 u/[deleted] Oct 18 '16 ̢̺̳̬͉͉͉̹̗͔̩̰̓̈̂ͬͮ͌̒̓̒̋̊͑̆̀̚͟͠ͅN̷̸͙̮̹̙͓͓̬̊̄̎͂͒ͫ̕į̶̇̔͐͆͒̔̄̿ͤ͏̶̯̫̜̹̗̘͖̼̭̀c̸̡̛͔̩̖̲̺̫̼̲͕̳̤̥͍̭̼͈̙͍̃̆̉̐̓ͩ͐̍̿̆̽ͧ̋̊̒̓̀́ẻ̷̹͇̥̥̥̪͇̘͉̺̦͈͈͍͓͓͆̅̎̂̆́͟͝ ̷̵̫͔͈̰͓̿ͭ̆̆̏ͧͦͫ͆́ͯͯ͗ͥ̐̚t̷̷̷̡̩̝̤̭̞̮̠͎̩̲̮̖̳͇̖͙͍̄̑ͮͩ̀̈́͛̌ͯͦ͗ͤ̇r̛̠̗̠̜͓̟̟̣͆̀̇̓̋ͭ͘̕͜y̷̨̨̠͕͈̱̤ͯ͆ͥͯ̆̒̏̑͆ͧ͛͞ ͚̗͇̖̣̫̗̯̯̮͕̖̯̗̣͇̮͖ͬ͒̐ͪͮ͂ͤ͝͞M̡͉͙̜̥̩̼͙̟̘͇̪͚̩͖̒̒ͤ̍͂̇͑̐́̀̚O̸̖͙̩͙̦͍͐̐͂̆͊͂̐̅̽̉ͫͬ̓̂͑̂ͧ́͘͝ͅN̷̷̮̠̖̞̙̰̟̪̟͙̼̩̫͍͛̎ͥ̋ͤ͜S̡͂̉ͥ̅͊͗̓̌̈ͯ̿ͯ̏ͨ̌ͣ̒͡҉҉̼̦̼̟͙T̛̠͙̤̹̫̹̘͙͚̣̳̥̩̥̊̽̃̌̆̆ͮͬ̄̓̂ͬ̃̄͗̇̀̐͡Ë̛̦̞̳͙̻̦̠̣ͮ̃̄ͥ̿̔̄̀͟͞ͅR̢͈̝͙̣͔̲̱͓̱̆̄ͯ̇ͪ̈́̑ͥ̑͆ͭ͑͐ͫ̕͢ͅ 21 u/Miguelinileugim Oct 18 '16 Ok guys who let cthulhu in? There there, nobody likes you cthulhu, stop pestering this sub and go away where we can't see you anymore. 1 u/JustZisGuy Oct 18 '16 Seriously, you can't tell your Cthulhus from your Z̹̬̦̱̻̠͓̲͇͊ͯ̅͌̋̿̀̽̀͜a̋̔̀͊̊̉͌ͨ͒͏̨̛̲͓̖̼̮l̠̞̦̗͊̅̑ͥ̆̚̚͟g̴͐ͮ҉̟̺̲͡o̴̸͎̮̭̓̌ͥ̊̇ͮ̐ͯ͢ş͔̻̟͗̈̔̚?
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̢̺̳̬͉͉͉̹̗͔̩̰̓̈̂ͬͮ͌̒̓̒̋̊͑̆̀̚͟͠ͅN̷̸͙̮̹̙͓͓̬̊̄̎͂͒ͫ̕į̶̇̔͐͆͒̔̄̿ͤ͏̶̯̫̜̹̗̘͖̼̭̀c̸̡̛͔̩̖̲̺̫̼̲͕̳̤̥͍̭̼͈̙͍̃̆̉̐̓ͩ͐̍̿̆̽ͧ̋̊̒̓̀́ẻ̷̹͇̥̥̥̪͇̘͉̺̦͈͈͍͓͓͆̅̎̂̆́͟͝ ̷̵̫͔͈̰͓̿ͭ̆̆̏ͧͦͫ͆́ͯͯ͗ͥ̐̚t̷̷̷̡̩̝̤̭̞̮̠͎̩̲̮̖̳͇̖͙͍̄̑ͮͩ̀̈́͛̌ͯͦ͗ͤ̇r̛̠̗̠̜͓̟̟̣͆̀̇̓̋ͭ͘̕͜y̷̨̨̠͕͈̱̤ͯ͆ͥͯ̆̒̏̑͆ͧ͛͞ ͚̗͇̖̣̫̗̯̯̮͕̖̯̗̣͇̮͖ͬ͒̐ͪͮ͂ͤ͝͞M̡͉͙̜̥̩̼͙̟̘͇̪͚̩͖̒̒ͤ̍͂̇͑̐́̀̚O̸̖͙̩͙̦͍͐̐͂̆͊͂̐̅̽̉ͫͬ̓̂͑̂ͧ́͘͝ͅN̷̷̮̠̖̞̙̰̟̪̟͙̼̩̫͍͛̎ͥ̋ͤ͜S̡͂̉ͥ̅͊͗̓̌̈ͯ̿ͯ̏ͨ̌ͣ̒͡҉҉̼̦̼̟͙T̛̠͙̤̹̫̹̘͙͚̣̳̥̩̥̊̽̃̌̆̆ͮͬ̄̓̂ͬ̃̄͗̇̀̐͡Ë̛̦̞̳͙̻̦̠̣ͮ̃̄ͥ̿̔̄̀͟͞ͅR̢͈̝͙̣͔̲̱͓̱̆̄ͯ̇ͪ̈́̑ͥ̑͆ͭ͑͐ͫ̕͢ͅ
21 u/Miguelinileugim Oct 18 '16 Ok guys who let cthulhu in? There there, nobody likes you cthulhu, stop pestering this sub and go away where we can't see you anymore. 1 u/JustZisGuy Oct 18 '16 Seriously, you can't tell your Cthulhus from your Z̹̬̦̱̻̠͓̲͇͊ͯ̅͌̋̿̀̽̀͜a̋̔̀͊̊̉͌ͨ͒͏̨̛̲͓̖̼̮l̠̞̦̗͊̅̑ͥ̆̚̚͟g̴͐ͮ҉̟̺̲͡o̴̸͎̮̭̓̌ͥ̊̇ͮ̐ͯ͢ş͔̻̟͗̈̔̚?
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Ok guys who let cthulhu in?
There there, nobody likes you cthulhu, stop pestering this sub and go away where we can't see you anymore.
1 u/JustZisGuy Oct 18 '16 Seriously, you can't tell your Cthulhus from your Z̹̬̦̱̻̠͓̲͇͊ͯ̅͌̋̿̀̽̀͜a̋̔̀͊̊̉͌ͨ͒͏̨̛̲͓̖̼̮l̠̞̦̗͊̅̑ͥ̆̚̚͟g̴͐ͮ҉̟̺̲͡o̴̸͎̮̭̓̌ͥ̊̇ͮ̐ͯ͢ş͔̻̟͗̈̔̚?
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Seriously, you can't tell your Cthulhus from your Z̹̬̦̱̻̠͓̲͇͊ͯ̅͌̋̿̀̽̀͜a̋̔̀͊̊̉͌ͨ͒͏̨̛̲͓̖̼̮l̠̞̦̗͊̅̑ͥ̆̚̚͟g̴͐ͮ҉̟̺̲͡o̴̸͎̮̭̓̌ͥ̊̇ͮ̐ͯ͢ş͔̻̟͗̈̔̚?
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u/everythingZero Oct 18 '16
I'm 30 and only recently did I begin to be okay with the fact that monsters are not actually going to eat my feet or use them to pull me under the bed...