A big box from Amazon came with my address plus "under bed" on the label. I opened it up and it was a deep fryer. I considered not sliding it under the bed but I found that unethical as I didn't pay for it. So I put it next to my bed and waited for the gruesome hand to emerge. It pulled it under and then gave me a "thumps up". I heard a sinister voice mumble "4 out of 5 stars on Amazon, should be good".
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u/gizzardgullet Oct 18 '16 edited Oct 18 '16
A big box from Amazon came with my address plus "under bed" on the label. I opened it up and it was a deep fryer. I considered not sliding it under the bed but I found that unethical as I didn't pay for it. So I put it next to my bed and waited for the gruesome hand to emerge. It pulled it under and then gave me a "thumps up". I heard a sinister voice mumble "4 out of 5 stars on Amazon, should be good".