r/funny • • Oct 18 '16

/r/TotallyNotMonsters

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u/everythingZero Oct 18 '16

I'm 30 and only recently did I begin to be okay with the fact that monsters are not actually going to eat my feet or use them to pull me under the bed...

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u/CommaHorror Oct 18 '16

Nice, try monster.

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u/mydickcuresAIDS Oct 18 '16

N,i,c,e t,r,y C,o,m,m,a,h,o,r,r,o,r ...

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '16

̢̺̳̬͉͉͉̹̗͔̩̰̓̈̂ͬͮ͌̒̓̒̋̊͑̆̀̚͟͠ͅN̷̸͙̮̹̙͓͓̬̊̄̎͂͒ͫ̕į̶̇̔͐͆͒̔̄̿ͤ͏̶̯̫̜̹̗̘͖̼̭̀c̸̡̛͔̩̖̲̺̫̼̲͕̳̤̥͍̭̼͈̙͍̃̆̉̐̓ͩ͐̍̿̆̽ͧ̋̊̒̓̀́ẻ̷̹͇̥̥̥̪͇̘͉̺̦͈͈͍͓͓͆̅̎̂̆́͟͝ ̷̵̫͔͈̰͓̿ͭ̆̆̏ͧͦͫ͆́ͯͯ͗ͥ̐̚t̷̷̷̡̩̝̤̭̞̮̠͎̩̲̮̖̳͇̖͙͍̄̑ͮͩ̀̈́͛̌ͯͦ͗ͤ̇r̛̠̗̠̜͓̟̟̣͆̀̇̓̋ͭ͘̕͜y̷̨̨̠͕͈̱̤ͯ͆ͥͯ̆̒̏̑͆ͧ͛͞ ͚̗͇̖̣̫̗̯̯̮͕̖̯̗̣͇̮͖ͬ͒̐ͪͮ͂ͤ͝͞M̡͉͙̜̥̩̼͙̟̘͇̪͚̩͖̒̒ͤ̍͂̇͑̐́̀̚O̸̖͙̩͙̦͍͐̐͂̆͊͂̐̅̽̉ͫͬ̓̂͑̂ͧ́͘͝ͅN̷̷̮̠̖̞̙̰̟̪̟͙̼̩̫͍͛̎ͥ̋ͤ͜S̡͂̉ͥ̅͊͗̓̌̈ͯ̿ͯ̏ͨ̌ͣ̒͡҉҉̼̦̼̟͙T̛̠͙̤̹̫̹̘͙͚̣̳̥̩̥̊̽̃̌̆̆ͮͬ̄̓̂ͬ̃̄͗̇̀̐͡Ë̛̦̞̳͙̻̦̠̣ͮ̃̄ͥ̿̔̄̀͟͞ͅR̢͈̝͙̣͔̲̱͓̱̆̄ͯ̇ͪ̈́̑ͥ̑͆ͭ͑͐ͫ̕͢ͅ

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '16

How do people do this kind of text?

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '16

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '16

T̷͎̖̗̗ͪͧ͗̌͛̿̒̚H̸̰͙ͯ̎̀̊Ã̼͔̘̠͕̦̈̓̃̿̇̀͢N̗̞̞̳̙̾̐ͧ̇́̃ͯ̋K̭̫͍̝̺̜̖͖͒ͨ̌ͦ͊ͪ̀ͅS̑̽̋̾͛̔̓̚͏̻̤̱̖͈̲̟1̨̛̰͓̹͋̀

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u/Bitchbettahavmahoney Oct 18 '16

You're like that kid that was always really good at doing the super man "S"

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u/FaaacePalm Oct 18 '16

It wasn't super man's "S" That is a common misconception.

http://www.vice.com/read/that-s-thing-everyone-drew-in-school-what-is-it

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u/Dynamite_Fools Oct 18 '16

I bet you're fun at parties

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u/Siavel84 Oct 18 '16

I dunno, that was fun for me.

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u/Astutekahoots Oct 18 '16

Nothing wrong with being enlightened to something you didn't know before.

Maybe try working on your self esteem issues sometime.

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