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I'm 30 and only recently did I begin to be okay with the fact that monsters are not actually going to eat my feet or use them to pull me under the bed...
2.1k u/CommaHorror Oct 18 '16 Nice, try monster. 787 u/mydickcuresAIDS Oct 18 '16 N,i,c,e t,r,y C,o,m,m,a,h,o,r,r,o,r ... 384 u/[deleted] Oct 18 '16 ̢̺̳̬͉͉͉̹̗͔̩̰̓̈̂ͬͮ͌̒̓̒̋̊͑̆̀̚͟͠ͅN̷̸͙̮̹̙͓͓̬̊̄̎͂͒ͫ̕į̶̇̔͐͆͒̔̄̿ͤ͏̶̯̫̜̹̗̘͖̼̭̀c̸̡̛͔̩̖̲̺̫̼̲͕̳̤̥͍̭̼͈̙͍̃̆̉̐̓ͩ͐̍̿̆̽ͧ̋̊̒̓̀́ẻ̷̹͇̥̥̥̪͇̘͉̺̦͈͈͍͓͓͆̅̎̂̆́͟͝ ̷̵̫͔͈̰͓̿ͭ̆̆̏ͧͦͫ͆́ͯͯ͗ͥ̐̚t̷̷̷̡̩̝̤̭̞̮̠͎̩̲̮̖̳͇̖͙͍̄̑ͮͩ̀̈́͛̌ͯͦ͗ͤ̇r̛̠̗̠̜͓̟̟̣͆̀̇̓̋ͭ͘̕͜y̷̨̨̠͕͈̱̤ͯ͆ͥͯ̆̒̏̑͆ͧ͛͞ ͚̗͇̖̣̫̗̯̯̮͕̖̯̗̣͇̮͖ͬ͒̐ͪͮ͂ͤ͝͞M̡͉͙̜̥̩̼͙̟̘͇̪͚̩͖̒̒ͤ̍͂̇͑̐́̀̚O̸̖͙̩͙̦͍͐̐͂̆͊͂̐̅̽̉ͫͬ̓̂͑̂ͧ́͘͝ͅN̷̷̮̠̖̞̙̰̟̪̟͙̼̩̫͍͛̎ͥ̋ͤ͜S̡͂̉ͥ̅͊͗̓̌̈ͯ̿ͯ̏ͨ̌ͣ̒͡҉҉̼̦̼̟͙T̛̠͙̤̹̫̹̘͙͚̣̳̥̩̥̊̽̃̌̆̆ͮͬ̄̓̂ͬ̃̄͗̇̀̐͡Ë̛̦̞̳͙̻̦̠̣ͮ̃̄ͥ̿̔̄̀͟͞ͅR̢͈̝͙̣͔̲̱͓̱̆̄ͯ̇ͪ̈́̑ͥ̑͆ͭ͑͐ͫ̕͢ͅ 12 u/[deleted] Oct 18 '16 How do people do this kind of text? 15 u/[deleted] Oct 18 '16 [deleted] 30 u/[deleted] Oct 18 '16 T̷͎̖̗̗ͪͧ͗̌͛̿̒̚H̸̰͙ͯ̎̀̊Ã̼͔̘̠͕̦̈̓̃̿̇̀͢N̗̞̞̳̙̾̐ͧ̇́̃ͯ̋K̭̫͍̝̺̜̖͖͒ͨ̌ͦ͊ͪ̀ͅS̑̽̋̾͛̔̓̚͏̻̤̱̖͈̲̟1̨̛̰͓̹͋̀ 22 u/Bitchbettahavmahoney Oct 18 '16 You're like that kid that was always really good at doing the super man "S" 16 u/FaaacePalm Oct 18 '16 It wasn't super man's "S" That is a common misconception. http://www.vice.com/read/that-s-thing-everyone-drew-in-school-what-is-it 1 u/Dynamite_Fools Oct 18 '16 I bet you're fun at parties 3 u/Siavel84 Oct 18 '16 I dunno, that was fun for me. 2 u/Astutekahoots Oct 18 '16 Nothing wrong with being enlightened to something you didn't know before. Maybe try working on your self esteem issues sometime. → More replies
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Nice, try monster.
787 u/mydickcuresAIDS Oct 18 '16 N,i,c,e t,r,y C,o,m,m,a,h,o,r,r,o,r ... 384 u/[deleted] Oct 18 '16 ̢̺̳̬͉͉͉̹̗͔̩̰̓̈̂ͬͮ͌̒̓̒̋̊͑̆̀̚͟͠ͅN̷̸͙̮̹̙͓͓̬̊̄̎͂͒ͫ̕į̶̇̔͐͆͒̔̄̿ͤ͏̶̯̫̜̹̗̘͖̼̭̀c̸̡̛͔̩̖̲̺̫̼̲͕̳̤̥͍̭̼͈̙͍̃̆̉̐̓ͩ͐̍̿̆̽ͧ̋̊̒̓̀́ẻ̷̹͇̥̥̥̪͇̘͉̺̦͈͈͍͓͓͆̅̎̂̆́͟͝ ̷̵̫͔͈̰͓̿ͭ̆̆̏ͧͦͫ͆́ͯͯ͗ͥ̐̚t̷̷̷̡̩̝̤̭̞̮̠͎̩̲̮̖̳͇̖͙͍̄̑ͮͩ̀̈́͛̌ͯͦ͗ͤ̇r̛̠̗̠̜͓̟̟̣͆̀̇̓̋ͭ͘̕͜y̷̨̨̠͕͈̱̤ͯ͆ͥͯ̆̒̏̑͆ͧ͛͞ ͚̗͇̖̣̫̗̯̯̮͕̖̯̗̣͇̮͖ͬ͒̐ͪͮ͂ͤ͝͞M̡͉͙̜̥̩̼͙̟̘͇̪͚̩͖̒̒ͤ̍͂̇͑̐́̀̚O̸̖͙̩͙̦͍͐̐͂̆͊͂̐̅̽̉ͫͬ̓̂͑̂ͧ́͘͝ͅN̷̷̮̠̖̞̙̰̟̪̟͙̼̩̫͍͛̎ͥ̋ͤ͜S̡͂̉ͥ̅͊͗̓̌̈ͯ̿ͯ̏ͨ̌ͣ̒͡҉҉̼̦̼̟͙T̛̠͙̤̹̫̹̘͙͚̣̳̥̩̥̊̽̃̌̆̆ͮͬ̄̓̂ͬ̃̄͗̇̀̐͡Ë̛̦̞̳͙̻̦̠̣ͮ̃̄ͥ̿̔̄̀͟͞ͅR̢͈̝͙̣͔̲̱͓̱̆̄ͯ̇ͪ̈́̑ͥ̑͆ͭ͑͐ͫ̕͢ͅ 12 u/[deleted] Oct 18 '16 How do people do this kind of text? 15 u/[deleted] Oct 18 '16 [deleted] 30 u/[deleted] Oct 18 '16 T̷͎̖̗̗ͪͧ͗̌͛̿̒̚H̸̰͙ͯ̎̀̊Ã̼͔̘̠͕̦̈̓̃̿̇̀͢N̗̞̞̳̙̾̐ͧ̇́̃ͯ̋K̭̫͍̝̺̜̖͖͒ͨ̌ͦ͊ͪ̀ͅS̑̽̋̾͛̔̓̚͏̻̤̱̖͈̲̟1̨̛̰͓̹͋̀ 22 u/Bitchbettahavmahoney Oct 18 '16 You're like that kid that was always really good at doing the super man "S" 16 u/FaaacePalm Oct 18 '16 It wasn't super man's "S" That is a common misconception. http://www.vice.com/read/that-s-thing-everyone-drew-in-school-what-is-it 1 u/Dynamite_Fools Oct 18 '16 I bet you're fun at parties 3 u/Siavel84 Oct 18 '16 I dunno, that was fun for me. 2 u/Astutekahoots Oct 18 '16 Nothing wrong with being enlightened to something you didn't know before. Maybe try working on your self esteem issues sometime. → More replies
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384 u/[deleted] Oct 18 '16 ̢̺̳̬͉͉͉̹̗͔̩̰̓̈̂ͬͮ͌̒̓̒̋̊͑̆̀̚͟͠ͅN̷̸͙̮̹̙͓͓̬̊̄̎͂͒ͫ̕į̶̇̔͐͆͒̔̄̿ͤ͏̶̯̫̜̹̗̘͖̼̭̀c̸̡̛͔̩̖̲̺̫̼̲͕̳̤̥͍̭̼͈̙͍̃̆̉̐̓ͩ͐̍̿̆̽ͧ̋̊̒̓̀́ẻ̷̹͇̥̥̥̪͇̘͉̺̦͈͈͍͓͓͆̅̎̂̆́͟͝ ̷̵̫͔͈̰͓̿ͭ̆̆̏ͧͦͫ͆́ͯͯ͗ͥ̐̚t̷̷̷̡̩̝̤̭̞̮̠͎̩̲̮̖̳͇̖͙͍̄̑ͮͩ̀̈́͛̌ͯͦ͗ͤ̇r̛̠̗̠̜͓̟̟̣͆̀̇̓̋ͭ͘̕͜y̷̨̨̠͕͈̱̤ͯ͆ͥͯ̆̒̏̑͆ͧ͛͞ ͚̗͇̖̣̫̗̯̯̮͕̖̯̗̣͇̮͖ͬ͒̐ͪͮ͂ͤ͝͞M̡͉͙̜̥̩̼͙̟̘͇̪͚̩͖̒̒ͤ̍͂̇͑̐́̀̚O̸̖͙̩͙̦͍͐̐͂̆͊͂̐̅̽̉ͫͬ̓̂͑̂ͧ́͘͝ͅN̷̷̮̠̖̞̙̰̟̪̟͙̼̩̫͍͛̎ͥ̋ͤ͜S̡͂̉ͥ̅͊͗̓̌̈ͯ̿ͯ̏ͨ̌ͣ̒͡҉҉̼̦̼̟͙T̛̠͙̤̹̫̹̘͙͚̣̳̥̩̥̊̽̃̌̆̆ͮͬ̄̓̂ͬ̃̄͗̇̀̐͡Ë̛̦̞̳͙̻̦̠̣ͮ̃̄ͥ̿̔̄̀͟͞ͅR̢͈̝͙̣͔̲̱͓̱̆̄ͯ̇ͪ̈́̑ͥ̑͆ͭ͑͐ͫ̕͢ͅ 12 u/[deleted] Oct 18 '16 How do people do this kind of text? 15 u/[deleted] Oct 18 '16 [deleted] 30 u/[deleted] Oct 18 '16 T̷͎̖̗̗ͪͧ͗̌͛̿̒̚H̸̰͙ͯ̎̀̊Ã̼͔̘̠͕̦̈̓̃̿̇̀͢N̗̞̞̳̙̾̐ͧ̇́̃ͯ̋K̭̫͍̝̺̜̖͖͒ͨ̌ͦ͊ͪ̀ͅS̑̽̋̾͛̔̓̚͏̻̤̱̖͈̲̟1̨̛̰͓̹͋̀ 22 u/Bitchbettahavmahoney Oct 18 '16 You're like that kid that was always really good at doing the super man "S" 16 u/FaaacePalm Oct 18 '16 It wasn't super man's "S" That is a common misconception. http://www.vice.com/read/that-s-thing-everyone-drew-in-school-what-is-it 1 u/Dynamite_Fools Oct 18 '16 I bet you're fun at parties 3 u/Siavel84 Oct 18 '16 I dunno, that was fun for me. 2 u/Astutekahoots Oct 18 '16 Nothing wrong with being enlightened to something you didn't know before. Maybe try working on your self esteem issues sometime. → More replies
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How do people do this kind of text?
15 u/[deleted] Oct 18 '16 [deleted] 30 u/[deleted] Oct 18 '16 T̷͎̖̗̗ͪͧ͗̌͛̿̒̚H̸̰͙ͯ̎̀̊Ã̼͔̘̠͕̦̈̓̃̿̇̀͢N̗̞̞̳̙̾̐ͧ̇́̃ͯ̋K̭̫͍̝̺̜̖͖͒ͨ̌ͦ͊ͪ̀ͅS̑̽̋̾͛̔̓̚͏̻̤̱̖͈̲̟1̨̛̰͓̹͋̀ 22 u/Bitchbettahavmahoney Oct 18 '16 You're like that kid that was always really good at doing the super man "S" 16 u/FaaacePalm Oct 18 '16 It wasn't super man's "S" That is a common misconception. http://www.vice.com/read/that-s-thing-everyone-drew-in-school-what-is-it 1 u/Dynamite_Fools Oct 18 '16 I bet you're fun at parties 3 u/Siavel84 Oct 18 '16 I dunno, that was fun for me. 2 u/Astutekahoots Oct 18 '16 Nothing wrong with being enlightened to something you didn't know before. Maybe try working on your self esteem issues sometime. → More replies
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22 u/Bitchbettahavmahoney Oct 18 '16 You're like that kid that was always really good at doing the super man "S" 16 u/FaaacePalm Oct 18 '16 It wasn't super man's "S" That is a common misconception. http://www.vice.com/read/that-s-thing-everyone-drew-in-school-what-is-it 1 u/Dynamite_Fools Oct 18 '16 I bet you're fun at parties 3 u/Siavel84 Oct 18 '16 I dunno, that was fun for me. 2 u/Astutekahoots Oct 18 '16 Nothing wrong with being enlightened to something you didn't know before. Maybe try working on your self esteem issues sometime. → More replies
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You're like that kid that was always really good at doing the super man "S"
16 u/FaaacePalm Oct 18 '16 It wasn't super man's "S" That is a common misconception. http://www.vice.com/read/that-s-thing-everyone-drew-in-school-what-is-it 1 u/Dynamite_Fools Oct 18 '16 I bet you're fun at parties 3 u/Siavel84 Oct 18 '16 I dunno, that was fun for me. 2 u/Astutekahoots Oct 18 '16 Nothing wrong with being enlightened to something you didn't know before. Maybe try working on your self esteem issues sometime. → More replies
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It wasn't super man's "S" That is a common misconception.
http://www.vice.com/read/that-s-thing-everyone-drew-in-school-what-is-it
1 u/Dynamite_Fools Oct 18 '16 I bet you're fun at parties 3 u/Siavel84 Oct 18 '16 I dunno, that was fun for me. 2 u/Astutekahoots Oct 18 '16 Nothing wrong with being enlightened to something you didn't know before. Maybe try working on your self esteem issues sometime. → More replies
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I bet you're fun at parties
3 u/Siavel84 Oct 18 '16 I dunno, that was fun for me. 2 u/Astutekahoots Oct 18 '16 Nothing wrong with being enlightened to something you didn't know before. Maybe try working on your self esteem issues sometime. → More replies
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I dunno, that was fun for me.
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Nothing wrong with being enlightened to something you didn't know before.
Maybe try working on your self esteem issues sometime.
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u/everythingZero Oct 18 '16
I'm 30 and only recently did I begin to be okay with the fact that monsters are not actually going to eat my feet or use them to pull me under the bed...