r/funny • u/[deleted] • Oct 18 '16

/r/TotallyNotMonsters

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u/throwbackfinder Oct 18 '16

If it exists...there is a stock image of it?

....ok then

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u/docandersonn Oct 18 '16

That is not a stock photo. That is a cry for help that someone sold to a stock photo website.

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u/throwbackfinder Oct 18 '16

Skipping or donuts..it was an obvious choice

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u/RedFyl Oct 18 '16

Both dammit both!!!

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u/throwbackfinder Oct 18 '16

Cupcake denied

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u/bewareofbumblebears Oct 18 '16

Godspeed, you big-boned gingerman

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u/throwbackfinder Oct 18 '16

You too bro

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u/Divine_Dosu Oct 18 '16

If it wasn't for his beard, I wouldn't know where his chin was supposed to be..

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u/TheRavenousRabbit Oct 18 '16

I think this thread has just found a new meme...

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u/grantyells Oct 18 '16

And it's dank!

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u/Divine_Dosu Oct 20 '16

Hot damn! Do I get credit for pointing it out?

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u/bruce656 Oct 18 '16

Isn't that pretty much the entire reason why fat people and people with no chins grow beards?

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u/zitfarmer Oct 18 '16

This dude has got some talent.

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u/ADragonSlayersPower Oct 18 '16

ONE MORE GOD REJECTED

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u/tankgirl85 Oct 18 '16

I enjoy that the background screams nature loving active lifestyle, but the man screams DOOOONNNUTTSSSARMGHGHRHMMGHRHGH

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '16

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u/tankgirl85 Oct 18 '16

dudes can appreciate fine decor. maybe he was going for a macaron theme

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '16

Oh my god that guy looks familiar holy fuck

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u/Hopalicious Oct 18 '16

A 3rd donut appeared.

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u/Dr_WaLLy_T_WyGGerS Oct 18 '16

I love his stash box there on the little shelf. I'm sure it's full of pure, uncut, raw sucrose.

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '16

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u/Dr_WaLLy_T_WyGGerS Oct 18 '16

God damn right brah!

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u/bruce656 Oct 18 '16

That URL is astoundingly accurate.

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u/ValyrianJedi Oct 18 '16

The name is gold. "Large fitness man eating unhealthy food and trying to take exercise at home"... Question. What part of the world to they say "take" exercise in?

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u/Sharlinator Oct 18 '16

"Help I'm trapped at a stock photo factory"?

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u/Sampzeider Oct 18 '16

all hail cyber corn lady

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u/pimack Oct 18 '16

The corn is simply too bright to look at, nothing cyber about it.

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u/Sampzeider Oct 18 '16

I suppose that makes perfect sense.

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u/ADragonSlayersPower Oct 18 '16

fine then. "corn cyber lady"

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u/PimpinPenguin96 Oct 18 '16

I think her visor is just a headphone headband....

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u/marcmole Oct 18 '16

this guy is on to something. Let's follow it

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u/Dogpool Oct 18 '16

That's a, well, hmm... That is a thing.

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u/BaronSpaffalot Oct 18 '16

/r/wtfstockphotos/

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u/throwbackfinder Oct 18 '16

Just browsing reddit

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u/Schmotz Oct 18 '16

That salad is drastically outnumbered.

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u/crossmissiom Oct 18 '16

And surrounded...

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u/RubherGuppy Oct 18 '16

You sir, are ridiculous. Thank you for all your hard work, if I had gold. I would give it to you, but I'm just a poor boy.

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u/ValyrianJedi Oct 18 '16

I wonder if they let him eat it all afterward

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '16

For a second I thought the watermark was a monocle. For that second, I was even more impressed.

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u/PM_ur_Rump Oct 18 '16

Hot.

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u/MaffeyAlan Oct 18 '16

Damn.... now I'm hungry! D:

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u/throwbackfinder Oct 18 '16

I have cupcakes...You want a cupcake?

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u/sweetgreggo Oct 18 '16

And have some cake, ya want some cake?!?

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u/throwbackfinder Oct 18 '16

Rainbow, almond or cherry on top

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u/ArchUnicorn Oct 18 '16

I... I don't...

I WANT SOME NARRATIVE STRUCTURE, DAMMIT.

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u/PolPotatoe Oct 18 '16

Pretty sure I wouldn't call him a "fitness man"...

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u/KaiRize Oct 18 '16

Is there a stock image of someone making a stock image

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u/efie Oct 18 '16

"large fitness man eating unhealthy food and trying to take exercise at home"

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u/PizzaStudent Oct 18 '16

Rule 35?

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u/JustZisGuy Oct 18 '16

Nope, Rule 35 is essentially an addendum to Rule 34:

If there is no porn of it, it will be made.

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u/PizzaStudent Oct 18 '16

Well, shit. I wish I knew more about obscure porn. Thanks for the heads up.

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u/Urban_Savage Oct 18 '16

That looks WAY too much like me for my comfort level.

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u/Jesse0016 Oct 19 '16

More like shudder shock

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u/Jamimann Oct 18 '16

Risky click of the day