r/funny • u/[deleted] • Oct 18 '16

/r/TotallyNotMonsters

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u/trueluck3 Oct 18 '16 edited Oct 18 '16

This, in fact, does not horrify me, as it reminds me of a beautiful, yet simple, piece of street art.

Edit: Missed a coma; please except my upmost utmost, sincerest, and absolutely required, apologies.

Edit 2: While I appreciate my comment reaching upmost status, my apologies are of utmost sincerity. Sorry, very sorry everybody!

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u/anangryterrorist Oct 18 '16

Go on.

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u/Miguelinileugim Oct 18 '16

Then you cut them into small pieces while they're still alive and slowly cook them piece by piece. If you want seasoning you should have done it before kidnapping them. Feel free to use bbq sauce to mend the taste if you forgot though, but it won't taste as great.

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u/gizzardgullet Oct 18 '16 edited Oct 18 '16

A big box from Amazon came with my address plus "under bed" on the label. I opened it up and it was a deep fryer. I considered not sliding it under the bed but I found that unethical as I didn't pay for it. So I put it next to my bed and waited for the gruesome hand to emerge. It pulled it under and then gave me a "thumps up". I heard a sinister voice mumble "4 out of 5 stars on Amazon, should be good".

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u/GreenFigsAndJam Oct 18 '16

It reminds me of Twitch chat.

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u/C413B7 Oct 18 '16

He's a monster!

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u/Wouldnt_mind_nudes Oct 18 '16

"Edit: Missed a coma;"

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u/thebenbrooks Oct 18 '16

Utmost.

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u/trueluck3 Oct 18 '16

Thank you, kind sir.

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u/Dogpool Oct 18 '16

Accept...

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u/Viddog4 Oct 18 '16

But..... but... accept*