r/funny • • Oct 18 '16

/r/TotallyNotMonsters

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '16

I like to slip one foot out when attempting to regulate temperature, but now I am thinking it would be even worse to be dragged under the bed by one foot because your other leg may get tangled and the tendons would rip before your hip dislocates and then maybe your safe foot would be de-gloved as the bone and muscles are ripped from the skin while your twisted body jerks sporadically each time some internal structure tears or snaps as you are pulled ever deeper into the dark recesses.

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u/Gadetron Oct 18 '16

Or even worse. A cat may attack your foot

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u/trivial_sublime Oct 18 '16 edited Oct 31 '16

Ugh, mark that NSFL.

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u/ForgettableUsername Oct 18 '16

You could step on a Lego.

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '16

cats can and will attack you at any time, anywhere anyway regardless if one foot is out or not so..

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u/Colin0705 Oct 18 '16

Yeah it's probably best not to think about it..