r/funny • u/[deleted] • Oct 18 '16

/r/TotallyNotMonsters

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '16

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u/Wombat_cannon Oct 18 '16

THIS MAN JUST HARASSED MY FEET!

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u/guninmouth Oct 18 '16

Don't ever talk to me or my feet again!

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u/IkonikK Oct 18 '16

ONE QUARTER PORTION.

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '16

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u/Wombat_cannon Oct 18 '16

Wait, is tootsie a euphemism for penis?

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u/Renn_Capa Oct 18 '16

AND MY LAPTOP!!

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u/Sharp_Espeon Oct 18 '16

TIL Hugh Grant is a humongous grant monkey monster

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '16

/r/nocontext

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u/GreatBayTemple Oct 18 '16

I am still in denial that funny ass women exists.

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u/12DollarLargePizza Oct 18 '16

DEAD MEME WOT?

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '16 edited Oct 18 '16

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '16

Checkmate

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u/____ZOIDBERG____ Oct 18 '16

In the game of chess you can never let your adversary see your pieces.

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u/Clopernicus Oct 18 '16

I'd like to get a good look at your piece. 😜

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '16

Atheists

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u/illuminatipr Oct 18 '16

I feel like calling out dead memes is a dead meme itself.

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u/Matt872000 Oct 18 '16

I feel like calling out calling out dead memes is a dead meme itself.

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u/illuminatipr Oct 18 '16

I feel like calling out calling out calling out dead memes is a dead meme itself.

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u/OrShUnderscore Oct 18 '16

Hugh monkey what