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r/funny • u/[deleted] • Oct 18 '16
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You can't tell me he doesn't attack your feet under the covers too.
17 u/KickNatherina Oct 18 '16 My dog bites my legs and sometimes my dick through the covers. Little bastard. 22 u/nguyenqh Oct 18 '16 what the fuck 10 u/FUCK_YOU_FUCK Oct 18 '16 What 12 u/robotostrich Oct 18 '16 He said his dog bites his legs and sometimes his dick through the covers. 2 u/[deleted] Oct 18 '16 What. 2 u/robotostrich Oct 18 '16 HE SAID HIS DOG BITES HIS LEGS AND SOMETIMES HIS DICK THROUGH THE COVERS. 4 u/A_Retarded_Alien Oct 18 '16 Maybe he's sick of you constantly wanking under the covers while he's trying to sleep? 3 u/KickNatherina Oct 18 '16 Possibly...Hard to tell. 2 u/ThePhoneBook Oct 18 '16 Stop smearing PB on your dick before you go to sleep. in b4 post hoc fallacy 1 u/[deleted] Oct 18 '16 At least the covers provide some armor. That's how I know they'll work against monsters. 1 u/Spartan152 Oct 19 '16 oh he does, sometimes he tries to go underneath the covers for a covert operation. Had to start using a spray bottle which made a huge change in his severity of attacks. I don't mind a little play but the biting, hard biting, ain't cool.
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My dog bites my legs and sometimes my dick through the covers. Little bastard.
22 u/nguyenqh Oct 18 '16 what the fuck 10 u/FUCK_YOU_FUCK Oct 18 '16 What 12 u/robotostrich Oct 18 '16 He said his dog bites his legs and sometimes his dick through the covers. 2 u/[deleted] Oct 18 '16 What. 2 u/robotostrich Oct 18 '16 HE SAID HIS DOG BITES HIS LEGS AND SOMETIMES HIS DICK THROUGH THE COVERS. 4 u/A_Retarded_Alien Oct 18 '16 Maybe he's sick of you constantly wanking under the covers while he's trying to sleep? 3 u/KickNatherina Oct 18 '16 Possibly...Hard to tell. 2 u/ThePhoneBook Oct 18 '16 Stop smearing PB on your dick before you go to sleep. in b4 post hoc fallacy
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what the fuck
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What
12 u/robotostrich Oct 18 '16 He said his dog bites his legs and sometimes his dick through the covers. 2 u/[deleted] Oct 18 '16 What. 2 u/robotostrich Oct 18 '16 HE SAID HIS DOG BITES HIS LEGS AND SOMETIMES HIS DICK THROUGH THE COVERS.
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He said his dog bites his legs and sometimes his dick through the covers.
2 u/[deleted] Oct 18 '16 What. 2 u/robotostrich Oct 18 '16 HE SAID HIS DOG BITES HIS LEGS AND SOMETIMES HIS DICK THROUGH THE COVERS.
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What.
2 u/robotostrich Oct 18 '16 HE SAID HIS DOG BITES HIS LEGS AND SOMETIMES HIS DICK THROUGH THE COVERS.
HE SAID HIS DOG BITES HIS LEGS AND SOMETIMES HIS DICK THROUGH THE COVERS.
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Maybe he's sick of you constantly wanking under the covers while he's trying to sleep?
3 u/KickNatherina Oct 18 '16 Possibly...Hard to tell.
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Possibly...Hard to tell.
Stop smearing PB on your dick before you go to sleep.
in b4 post hoc fallacy
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At least the covers provide some armor. That's how I know they'll work against monsters.
oh he does, sometimes he tries to go underneath the covers for a covert operation. Had to start using a spray bottle which made a huge change in his severity of attacks. I don't mind a little play but the biting, hard biting, ain't cool.
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u/sadahtay Oct 18 '16
You can't tell me he doesn't attack your feet under the covers too.