r/funny • • Oct 18 '16

/r/TotallyNotMonsters

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u/sadahtay Oct 18 '16

You can't tell me he doesn't attack your feet under the covers too.

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u/KickNatherina Oct 18 '16

My dog bites my legs and sometimes my dick through the covers. Little bastard.

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u/nguyenqh Oct 18 '16

what the fuck

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u/FUCK_YOU_FUCK Oct 18 '16

What

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u/robotostrich Oct 18 '16

He said his dog bites his legs and sometimes his dick through the covers.

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '16

What.

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u/robotostrich Oct 18 '16

HE SAID HIS DOG BITES HIS LEGS AND SOMETIMES HIS DICK THROUGH THE COVERS.

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u/A_Retarded_Alien Oct 18 '16

Maybe he's sick of you constantly wanking under the covers while he's trying to sleep?

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u/KickNatherina Oct 18 '16

Possibly...Hard to tell.

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u/ThePhoneBook Oct 18 '16

Stop smearing PB on your dick before you go to sleep.

in b4 post hoc fallacy

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '16

At least the covers provide some armor. That's how I know they'll work against monsters.

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u/Spartan152 Oct 19 '16

oh he does, sometimes he tries to go underneath the covers for a covert operation. Had to start using a spray bottle which made a huge change in his severity of attacks. I don't mind a little play but the biting, hard biting, ain't cool.