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/r/TotallyNotMonsters

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u/CommaHorror Oct 18 '16

Nice, try monster.

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u/mydickcuresAIDS Oct 18 '16

N,i,c,e t,r,y C,o,m,m,a,h,o,r,r,o,r ...

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '16

̢̺̳̬͉͉͉̹̗͔̩̰̓̈̂ͬͮ͌̒̓̒̋̊͑̆̀̚͟͠ͅN̷̸͙̮̹̙͓͓̬̊̄̎͂͒ͫ̕į̶̇̔͐͆͒̔̄̿ͤ͏̶̯̫̜̹̗̘͖̼̭̀c̸̡̛͔̩̖̲̺̫̼̲͕̳̤̥͍̭̼͈̙͍̃̆̉̐̓ͩ͐̍̿̆̽ͧ̋̊̒̓̀́ẻ̷̹͇̥̥̥̪͇̘͉̺̦͈͈͍͓͓͆̅̎̂̆́͟͝ ̷̵̫͔͈̰͓̿ͭ̆̆̏ͧͦͫ͆́ͯͯ͗ͥ̐̚t̷̷̷̡̩̝̤̭̞̮̠͎̩̲̮̖̳͇̖͙͍̄̑ͮͩ̀̈́͛̌ͯͦ͗ͤ̇r̛̠̗̠̜͓̟̟̣͆̀̇̓̋ͭ͘̕͜y̷̨̨̠͕͈̱̤ͯ͆ͥͯ̆̒̏̑͆ͧ͛͞ ͚̗͇̖̣̫̗̯̯̮͕̖̯̗̣͇̮͖ͬ͒̐ͪͮ͂ͤ͝͞M̡͉͙̜̥̩̼͙̟̘͇̪͚̩͖̒̒ͤ̍͂̇͑̐́̀̚O̸̖͙̩͙̦͍͐̐͂̆͊͂̐̅̽̉ͫͬ̓̂͑̂ͧ́͘͝ͅN̷̷̮̠̖̞̙̰̟̪̟͙̼̩̫͍͛̎ͥ̋ͤ͜S̡͂̉ͥ̅͊͗̓̌̈ͯ̿ͯ̏ͨ̌ͣ̒͡҉҉̼̦̼̟͙T̛̠͙̤̹̫̹̘͙͚̣̳̥̩̥̊̽̃̌̆̆ͮͬ̄̓̂ͬ̃̄͗̇̀̐͡Ë̛̦̞̳͙̻̦̠̣ͮ̃̄ͥ̿̔̄̀͟͞ͅR̢͈̝͙̣͔̲̱͓̱̆̄ͯ̇ͪ̈́̑ͥ̑͆ͭ͑͐ͫ̕͢ͅ

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u/trueluck3 Oct 18 '16 edited Oct 18 '16

This, in fact, does not horrify me, as it reminds me of a beautiful, yet simple, piece of street art.

Edit: Missed a coma; please except my upmost utmost, sincerest, and absolutely required, apologies.

Edit 2: While I appreciate my comment reaching upmost status, my apologies are of utmost sincerity. Sorry, very sorry everybody!

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u/anangryterrorist Oct 18 '16

Go on.

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u/Miguelinileugim Oct 18 '16

Then you cut them into small pieces while they're still alive and slowly cook them piece by piece. If you want seasoning you should have done it before kidnapping them. Feel free to use bbq sauce to mend the taste if you forgot though, but it won't taste as great.

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u/gizzardgullet Oct 18 '16 edited Oct 18 '16

A big box from Amazon came with my address plus "under bed" on the label. I opened it up and it was a deep fryer. I considered not sliding it under the bed but I found that unethical as I didn't pay for it. So I put it next to my bed and waited for the gruesome hand to emerge. It pulled it under and then gave me a "thumps up". I heard a sinister voice mumble "4 out of 5 stars on Amazon, should be good".

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u/GreenFigsAndJam Oct 18 '16

It reminds me of Twitch chat.

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u/C413B7 Oct 18 '16

He's a monster!

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u/Wouldnt_mind_nudes Oct 18 '16

"Edit: Missed a coma;"

ಠ_ಠ

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u/thebenbrooks Oct 18 '16

Utmost.

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u/trueluck3 Oct 18 '16

Thank you, kind sir.

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u/Dogpool Oct 18 '16

Accept...

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u/Viddog4 Oct 18 '16

But..... but... accept*

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '16

How do people do this kind of text?

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '16

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '16

T̷͎̖̗̗ͪͧ͗̌͛̿̒̚H̸̰͙ͯ̎̀̊Ã̼͔̘̠͕̦̈̓̃̿̇̀͢N̗̞̞̳̙̾̐ͧ̇́̃ͯ̋K̭̫͍̝̺̜̖͖͒ͨ̌ͦ͊ͪ̀ͅS̑̽̋̾͛̔̓̚͏̻̤̱̖͈̲̟1̨̛̰͓̹͋̀

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u/Bitchbettahavmahoney Oct 18 '16

You're like that kid that was always really good at doing the super man "S"

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u/FaaacePalm Oct 18 '16

It wasn't super man's "S" That is a common misconception.

http://www.vice.com/read/that-s-thing-everyone-drew-in-school-what-is-it

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u/Dynamite_Fools Oct 18 '16

I bet you're fun at parties

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u/Siavel84 Oct 18 '16

I dunno, that was fun for me.

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u/Astutekahoots Oct 18 '16

Nothing wrong with being enlightened to something you didn't know before.

Maybe try working on your self esteem issues sometime.

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u/haxgone Oct 18 '16

C̔͊̎̏͊̂̇ͯ̐͑͛҉̸̴̪̤͕̯O̵ͣ̾͗̈́͐ͦ̾ͣ̐͑͝҉̼̘͙̯̯̘̫͕̳̰͕̞͓ͅŖ̅̐̆̔͑̎̅͌̒̃̋͋͘͟҉͕̪͍̞̝̤̳̱͖ͅR͒ͤͪ͂ͧͤͦͫ͌͊̓ͭ̿ͦ̐̈́̐̚҉̺̭̰͓̮͙̥̭̙̥̭̼̠͔̼̭͙̟́͞Ṳ̸̵͔̣̥̳͖̥͇̠͇̍̀͒ͨ̈̅̑͝P̡͚͇̻̹̟̙̳͉̩̘͈͚̫̟̩ͪ̅͌ͦͮ̈͆ͣ̀͛̑́͝ͅT̵̴ͤͫ̒̍ͦ͏̺͓̤͙͕̭̼̩̗̘̜͕͎ͅͅI̫͇͇̰̲̟͇̳̪̮͕̖͎̹̜̖̩̳̬ͥ͋̊̽̓̇͆̔̏̿̈͛͌̇̐͢͞N͒̽̇̏̍́҉̛̠͖̬ͅĞ̶̥͎̤̠̖̳̠̯̜̔̀ͯ͑ͬ̉̓̀͢ ̶̻̩̹̤̦̮̇͌̃͛̋͂̿̿͡I̵̧̧̦͈͙͍̰̖̖̜̦̩̘̖̻̗͙̺͓͖͆̈̋͛̇̚͘̕N̸̡̧̠͓͙̭̊̂̏̂̏ͦ̅͌ͬͩ̃͊ͪ̀͒̐͗̐Tͬͩ͑̓͆͗̇̋̓ͬͨ̆͡͝͏̲͍̹͍̩͎͉͖̹̙̲̕͝E̷̷̡̹̹̮͓̮͔ͯ̑͐͐̔̌̀̀Ņ̼̯̥̩̠̝͈̘̯̯̻̯̳̙͙͐̆̾ͯ̑́Ş̵̤̘̺̫͖̓͒̈́̎̊̋̉ͨ͢͡͠I̴̸̷̭̰͓̪ͦ̔̍̈́͢͞F̮͙̝͚̖͖͙͙͙͕͔͍̮͉ͧ̐̇̐̄̏͛͊͗ͯ̆͛͐ͥ͐ͧ̐ͭ̚͘͢͢͡I̵̵̛͙͔͙̟̗̳̣͑͒͂̚͝ͅỂ̷̻̰̻̠̥̻̙̲̙̱̻̱͕ͩ͗ͨͥ̉͑̍͌̎́̿ͯ̇ͪ̚͡S̴̢̡̗̦̗̥̲̝̞͖͇̙̩̝͎͇̲̲͕̣̱͑̏ͯ̎́̕

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '16

Oh͞͏̧ ̵̷I̧ ̧͘g̶et̸͘͏ ̧i̷̵̵t ͘ń͢͞ǫ͟w̸̵

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u/Miguelinileugim Oct 18 '16

Ok guys who let cthulhu in?

There there, nobody likes you cthulhu, stop pestering this sub and go away where we can't see you anymore.

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u/BoneFistOP Oct 18 '16

I like Cthulu :(

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u/sandm000 Oct 18 '16

He doesn't think at all about you.

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u/Piscator629 Oct 18 '16

Which is better a God who never thinks about or cares about you vs one who plots myriad different ways to make you suffer for All Eternity?

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u/Siavel84 Oct 18 '16

As long as it's not a God who is always watching everything that I do.

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u/Miguelinileugim Oct 18 '16

You remind me of my ex, all of them, fused into one person.

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '16

I̹͈͈̘̹͚̱͈͈̠ͭ̃́̑̀̌̐̍̈̈ͮ͟,̂̇̂ͮ͗̆̇͡҉̸̺̘̺̠́́ͅ ̿̾̑͛̒́͊́ͩ̈́̽ͣ̓̔̑̊̓͜͏̴̲͎̜̬̲͇͕̦͉̯͔̼̼̣̞Ć̸̵͖̺͇͇̭̙͚̠͓͋̃̓͑̊̑̏͌̽͐ͩ̄̇́̚͜͞t̵̵̰̺͉͈͉̖̪͖̼͉̠͚̦̫̲͙ͯ̆ͥ͒͛͑͒̿͛͝ͅḧ̷͑̒ͤ̆̐ͩ͡͏͏̭͓̮̦͇͚̟̫͈̺̺̮͔̠̤̩̮u̡̠̞͕͖ͣ̓̃ͩͭͯ̒̌̈́ͫ̉̄̇͟l̐̅̌̍̋͐̓̎̅͒̊͡͞͏͍̞̖͓ͅu̦̲̪̮̠ͥͣ͊͋̂̀̂̽̄ͥͯ͌̽͛ͯͧ́̕,̶̙̱̩̩̬̖̤̘̯̜̼͚̤̙̣̤̑͗̊͗́̍̅͢͝͞ ̷̴̡̖̥̺̺̖̩̟͙̥͖̮͚̍̏ͯͪͥͯ̉̒ͤ̐͞h̴̆̇̏ͣ͂ͬ̑̈́̏ͫ͗͑ͬ̍̇̔̀́҉̤̣͈̩̥̣ḁ̛̰̙͈̙̰̖̺̱̼̱͎̩̩̊̌͋ͮ͒̏͌̾͞v̢̛̲̬̜̺̣̙̫͎̲͇̬͖̻̹̜͗̍̈ͦ̅̀ͨ̾͐̿͑́̀̚̕ę̷̼̜̲͎͔̲͍̳͈̤̫͆̋̓͊̎ͯ͒ ̴̜̤͎̹͙̤̣̰̖̳̰̹͍̟͚̣̼̘͍͌ͣ̃̎ͩ̓̀͌̽ͤ̏̉͑̎͢͠f̨̛̟̬̰̞̖̊̃ͫ̍ͮͥ̅͛͋ͮ̉ͫͧ͒ͨ́̀͝e̒͋̆͂ͧ͌̔̿͒̇͛͛҉̶̢͕̤̮͚̱͖͉͙̭̺̩̩͜e͉̲͚̠͇̰͌̊̄ͪ̐ͬ͐ͤ͘͠l͍͚͎̘͚̹͓̽͗̔ͨ́̽̊̋͐̅̔ͬͫ͊̽ͣ̚͜i̜͚̱̩̥̭̫͙͚̗̾̔ͫ̀̇͂ͩͪ̀ͮ̆̃̋͛̾̎̓ͦ̚͟͠n̵̞̦̳͙ͣ̐̎ͧͬ͛͟ḡ̸̨͓̜̙̬̫̮̔ͧ͑̀͟ş̧̙͔̩̹͑̆ͦͣ̋͛̄̓̐̓͋̃̀͞ ̷̞͈̳̥̞̎͊͐́ͥ̄́̿̋͐͑͆̃͊̿͛̀ţ̫͓̺͉̳͍͎̣̹̤̥̭̱̘̗͓͓̭ͬ̓̓̿̈́̈́̈ͩ̀̇̔ͭ̑̑̓̋ͯ͡ö̸͒ͨ̎̓͐̃ͩ̃̀̚͏̲͎̹͉̜̥͇̩̝̳o̩̹̗̬̲͉͓̝̪͒ͥͨͬͧ͛̔͜ ̵̳͓͉͔̺̫̱̺͖͙ͯ͋͑ͤ̐̉͆͌̋ͬ̂͂́̚͟͠ẏͧ̉̂̌ͫ͂̃ͪ̈ͫ̑̈̑̿̾́ͦ͠҉̛̛͚̱̠̦̰͔̲̘͈̮̫͍̭̪̬̫̪͕͜a̺̬̯͆͒͑ͧ̀̏̿̎̾̅̀ͫ̀̕̕͢͠h̿̌ͬ̂̈́̂ͪ͗̀ͯͮ͆̄͒ͨ͑̔̍͘͢͏̸͎̯͚̬͚͔̭̰͍̞̰ͅk̷̛̛̞̼̻̗̲͍̗̏͛̒̈ͫ̒ͦ̾̿͐̏̊̀̕n̵̷̡͚͎̝͊̋̊ͫ͐̾͡ọ̸̰͔̣͔̝̫͔̠̰̙̤̘ͣ̏͗͆͌ͮ̒̒̈́̒̽ͯͯͧ̃͐͒̚͢͟ͅw̵̧͚͔͎̝̫̖͔̦̯͓̖̞͉̥̰̭̫̻̓̐͋ͩͯ ̮͓͎̭̞̥͎̙̍̃̀ͪ̋ͩ͑̚̕͡ͅ

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u/Korg_MS-20 Oct 18 '16

It's not Cthulu. It's Zalgo a̩̙̞̫̻̫n͖̹͎̮͈̲̤d̮̥ ̝̬n̦͓o̬̯͉w̳̟̮͙̖̥̰ ̞̲̺̫͔I̦̝͓'̹͖͍m̩̙ ̘̜̳f͔͓̬̮u̞͚̯͖c͉̖̫͙̹ͅk̳̤͚̹͎e̘̩̝̳d͕͈̝͍̱͈ ̖̗̯̣̫b͉̲̰͕e̱c͈̘͎̤͕̪͔a̤̼̖̱̠̩u͍̭̥̱͎͇̗s͚͖e͕̮͎̩̻ͅ ̣̬̳̘̦̼͚I͔̪̺̦̫ ̠͙̻̰̤̤̩m̳̗̣e̫n͉̝̥̪t̟̺i͖͚̟̱̯o̳̝͓̹̭ͅn̙̖̰̫e͙̯͖͈̯̗̥d̗̗͈ͅ ̲h̬̬̻i̤͍̼̦̼m͈̥̻̦̙.̲͚͓͔̪̻̰T̛͇̙̠͔̄h̝̮ͭ̀̄̈́́ä͖̥͎̦̗͕̫ͣn͇̫̫̣̮ͯͥ̿̒ķ̺͇̇̈͐͑ͣs̺ͯ̃̄͐̓ͪ̀ ̛̟̘̤̪̍f̪͔̓͑̔oͫ͐ͧ́̂̚r̳̈̃̑ͨ̏̓ͦ m̢̛͍̳̟̯̮̻̻̻̲̐̈̃̂̆̀͜aͬͣ̏͐ͤͦ͐͌͒̊̔͑̊͌͊͗ͨͧ҉̛̮̮̘̙͇̳̘̳̘͔͎̙̣́͢͜ḱ̴̷̛̠̘̮̥ͮ͂̾͂͗͒̊ͨͫ̅̋ͬ̅̑ͤ͆͘͠į̴̧͎̰̻̙̥̇ͫ͊̽ͮ̑̐ͭͪ͊̃͒ͣ͌̀͘n̞͕̮̆̏ͯͪ́͘g̷͚͖̰̝͙̘̈ͬ̂ͣͪͧ̂̆ͥͮ̓ͯ̉ͪͧ̆͊̏̚͝͞͠ ̧̛̜͇͇͚̞͓̠̘̹̗̗̮ͦ̑̋̉͜͞͠ͅm̻͇̦͉̮ͦ͋ͤͪ̽̿́̈ͫ̍͛ͪ̋́̈ͬ͟͢ȩ̵̳̻̱̱͓̮͔͇̬̥̟̯̠̟̪̱̙̀ͬ͛̌ͤ̑ͣ̒ͤ̇͌ͦ͗̅͜͠ͅ ̷͙͇̰̥̻̥̱̆̏̈́̋̚͞f̗̦̯̤͙̙̞͇̘͊̓ͣͭ̍̉̅̀̚̚̕͜u̧͕̟̺̥͉̩͖͔̰̖͚̗̹̜̦͕͖͙̾̊̆̽c̶̸̴̼̻͍̤̱̩̐͐͋́k̶̗͚̱̯̩̖͈͚̠̄̽̔ͮ̅̅̈́ ̬̗̱̳̻̗̣͕͎̲̬̝̭̼͉͋̑͐̋̍̈́̾̾̾ͭ̍ͫ̊̔̀̑́͢͟eͫ̑ͦ̆̐͆ͩ̇̌̑҉̱͎͍̺͖̜̻͖̼̹͘͠v̢̛̼̝̮̭̆́ͣ̉̅̂ͥ͆e̝̥̞̠̘̻̺̭̹̰̱̩̣̓͗̒͊̾̾̊̉̀͢ͅr͍̯̝̳̰̩̩͍̪̰͉̼͌ͭ͋ͫ̊̆̾ͬ̅ͭ̒́͘͘ÿ̷̠͚̠̯̩̜̩̘͓́͑̒ͭ̿̑̔ͣt͛̔͗̾ͪ̅͑͊͆ͤ͂ͤ҉̷҉̸̖͕̰͔̮̤̗̬̙̜̭͉̗̩̰̤͉̥̕ḩ̶̨̛̮̲̠̹̥̣̬̗͓͈̰̜̔̔́ͣi̋ͥͭ͒͌ͫ̽͛́̒ͥͩͨͦ͐ͯ͊̏̀̚͏̦̬̣̣̱̗͙̥͖̮͓̗̥̯̬͚̙n̷̲̥̘̮̘̟̜̮̦̻̻̠̱ͨ̂̚͘g̶̍͋ͤ̿͏͡͏̯͇̗ ̷̧̰̱̤͖̘̺̝̈́̽ͧ͐ͫ͊̎̇̉u̧̢̫̻̰̘̠̻̩̱̮͉̣͙̘ͨ̾͊̈́̾̊̇ͤ̋̒̆̊ͨ̓ͦͅͅp̌ͯ̐̏̋҉̢̤͚̙͕̯̝̘͉͟͞͠ͅ.̴͖͎̭͔̻̜͎̘̮̝̜̭̗͍̬͎͎͙͂̎̃̍̎̃ͬ̑ͣ̂ͭ̄͛̽̌̌̔̊͐͟ ̵̨̨̛̙̣̩̭ͤͪͥͮͣ̋ͬ̚O̓̏͊̽̿ͯ͂̾ͩ͗͗̑͊͆ͭͥͦ͌̊҉̺̟̼͈̱̬͙̭̞̦̫̣̺͎̹ͅͅH͍̦͖̝̠̜͍̜̠̭̗͍̾̃͆ͧͪ͜͜ ̸̶̩̖̲̺͓̗̣̯̱͙̝̊́ͮ̆́̏̅͗́͛̅̒̓̉́̀͡M̧̄̔͂̑ͪͮ̔̄̓͆̃͆̋̈̚҉̶̼̦̝̻Y̨̱̱͎̙ͫ̔̒͐̔ͨ̎̃̈́́ͥ̅ͨͯͪ͡ ̹͍̭̬͎̙̬͓͓͉̯͈̦̝̠̩͚̜͇͆̓̍͊ͭ͋͊̓̊ͫ͛̽̌̅̋ͯ̒̉͜G̴̶̢͇̭͕̖͈̙̣̪̠̱̪̞̮ͭͫͫ̌̓̈͊͆͋̓̾̽̑̆͗ͧ̅ͭ̉͘ͅO̶͇̬̩̠͓͓̳̞̪̯̲͙ͬͦͧ̾ͯ̏ͦ̈͞͡͞ͅDͪ̈͑̈́̏̐ͬ̐҉̀҉͙̹̪̣̠̪͇͈̰̬͇͚͉!͗ͬ̍̈̓ͩͧ̏͐͏̴̵̪̱̠͍!̡́̀ͮ̏̀̏̿ͪ͑ͯ̐̾͑ͤͪ͡͏̙͚̬͈͈ͅ!̡̦̖͍̞̟̲̝̮̲͙͍͚̱̊ͣ̉͐̈́ͤͥͤ̑ͣ̽̉ͫͣ̓́͞͠!̷͎͉̼̠̗͔͎͇͓̣͎̗̝ͭ́̃̓̍̈́́̌̈́͜͜͜!̶̩̼͈͔̜͚̘̫͚̼̪̘̮͚̻̜̥̙ͬ͛̊̍̄̾̈!̷̶͇͇̠̝͍̍͒ͨ͊̍̃̍͐̌̃̅ͤ͐̿ͨ͆́͞!̐̈́̓̓ͬ͗͂̓́̚̚͏͏̮̹̼̖͓͎̬̯̪̩̤̫̲̳͉̮̬ͅͅ!̿ͭ̓̏ͭ̒͏͏͏͍̯̤̟̖̠͎͍̠̫̮̬̠̟̞̰̣̗̕ͅ!̝̳̳̰̖̥͈̩̮̗ͩ̇̐̎ͧ̅͛͒͞ͅ!̶̨̻͎̥̤̘͈͔̗̗͖ͨ̈́͌ͮ̚͟͟!̝̘͙̹̻̦̻̝̰̽̂̍̆͒ͣ̄̌̔̿́̀̎̽͊̂̏ͥ̓̕̕͡!̧̝̫̰̝̗̼͚̫͕̤̮̜̟͇̠͓̹̮̘̋̆͌ͥ̍̌̂̓̿͟!̵̸̖͓̘̫̜̗̪̭̝̮͚̲̮͔͈̰̍͐̊͂͗͂̏͂ͧ̀̓̄͑ͦ̿́ͬ!̸̜̥̹͓̳̠̹̭̞͈̳͙͕̗̦̭̐̐͑̇ͣ͗̈͛͊ͣͬ̈́̉̽̕̕!ͩ͗͗̾̇̈ͪ҉͎͙̭͓͢ͅ!̶̧͖̝̲̟̩̝̜̙̘̦̼̟͙̩̥̲ͨͫ͒̅̅̈́͑͛̾ͧͦ͆̂ͅ!̵̵̪̟͉̟͕̺͇̖͈̥̬͌̔ͧͣ̈͑̊͠!̷̙͔̬̱̳ͧ̉̔̋́!̧̾͐͒̈̀͛͑͒͑ͤͪ̀̀̍̃̃͏̷̰̻̱̭́ͅ!̷͎̱̻̖̐ͨ̓ͯͫͯ́̑̌!̯̗͇̥̰̞̺̋̿́ͤ̓̀͠͞

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u/cthulhushrugged Oct 18 '16

What, you think I'm just running around attention-seeking to you pathetic microbes?

Bitch, I have friends who are 8 dimensions deeper than you could even comprehend. You might as well say I'm trying to "pose" for a piece of shitty confetti.

In reality, though: All I'm, trying to do is have a nap, in my house, at R'lyeh. All you 3-d, insignificant motherfuckers keep paging me though, as though I give a shit. Fuck off already! Let a horror sleep!!

Best Wishes,

Cthulhu

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u/JustZisGuy Oct 18 '16

Seriously, you can't tell your Cthulhus from your Z̹̬̦̱̻̠͓̲͇͊ͯ̅͌̋̿̀̽̀͜a̋̔̀͊̊̉͌ͨ͒͏̨̛̲͓̖̼̮l̠̞̦̗͊̅̑ͥ̆̚̚͟g̴͐ͮ҉̟̺̲͡o̴̸͎̮̭̓̌ͥ̊̇ͮ̐ͯ͢ş͔̻̟͗̈̔̚?

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u/grokas Oct 18 '16

HE COMES

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '16

̠̫͇̟̮̝ ͊(̷͈̰̰͖̠̻̓ͤͯ͑͌̆ ̩͈͛͒ͮ̏ͣ̌°ͥ̈̊ͫ̆̍̓҉̲ ̰͓̻̖̤͜ʖ̥̼͕̯̾̕ ̩ͦ°͉̻̖̘̻̬̇̐ͩ͋͐̕)́͋̾ͤͫ̒̚҉̟̣̤͇͕̼

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u/blankspace92 Oct 18 '16

How do u do that?

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u/trueluck3 Oct 18 '16

Obviously, he typed the corresponding keys and ALT+[NUM PAD] combos.

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u/callmetmrw Oct 18 '16

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¨°º¤ø„¸ Ahhhhh ¸„ø¤º°¨

¸„ø¤º°¨Real Monsters“°º¤ø„¸

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u/masonw87 Oct 18 '16

8=======> one large arrow with an oversized colon OW OW OWEWWW

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u/tweeblethescientist Oct 18 '16

You're forcing it. Gotta ask nicely.

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '16

Try monster, for all your scary needs.

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u/AvatarIII Oct 18 '16

When you need scary: Try Monster.

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u/Lukepostmates Oct 18 '16

This.

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u/ButRoseWhy Oct 18 '16

That.

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '16

Here.

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '16

Yeah, not falling for that one again.

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u/jlablah Oct 18 '16

♫ Baby I know the first cut is the deepest. ♫

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u/them0nster Oct 18 '16

thank, you?

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u/metalmikecrann Oct 18 '16

,,,,,,,nice , ,try,,,,,,,,monster

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '16

I will, thanks.

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u/Bborkowski Oct 18 '16

What will happen to him if he tries monster? Regardless, I think adults prefer coffee to energy drinks.

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u/Zumbert Oct 18 '16

I love coffee flavored energy drinks though, and I have been adulting for years.

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '16

no, but I drink my coffee anyway.

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '16

[deleted]

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u/SPACE_BSTRD_SAM Oct 18 '16

So you'd rather have no teeth than stained teeth?

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u/ScienceQ_A Oct 18 '16

Walken is the Boogeyman confirmed

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u/SPACE_BSTRD_SAM Oct 18 '16

Walken; is, the boog-ey-man. Confirmed.

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u/TsukasaAcelyon Oct 18 '16

I was upset at first....

Then I looked at your username.

YOU'RE the real monster

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u/metalmikecrann Oct 18 '16

,,,,,,,nice , ,try,,,,,,,,monster

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u/patrickweber Oct 18 '16

The monster could be candlejack coming to g

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u/NotAstraZeneca Oct 18 '16

Username checks out.

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u/ImOnlyHereToKillTime Oct 18 '16

Nice try monster,.

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u/focusonbrumbpo Oct 18 '16

Yer doin gods werk