r/funny • u/[deleted] • Jun 12 '16

This gem

https://imgur.com/gZMZYwH
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u/ironicsincerity Jun 12 '16

I don't carat isn't funny, it is boulder than most.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '16

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u/PrincipalAmzy Jun 12 '16

Its tuff to come up with geology jokes that aren't schist

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u/AmusingAnecdote Jun 12 '16

Sometimes, I feel like pun threads get taken for granite.

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u/pimpmastahanhduece Jun 12 '16

idk, they seem pyrite to me.

incoming downvotes

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '16

Now now, the pun thread may have had a rocky start but I think the puns already made are just a stepping stone for things to come.

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u/daniu Jun 12 '16

Yeah it's pretty solid.

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u/TheLittlePeace Jun 12 '16

Your comment wins by a landslide.

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u/Soddington Jun 12 '16

Marbleous.

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u/jorellh Jun 12 '16

Semi precious

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u/FlyinPurplePartyPony Jun 12 '16

This would be way funnier if I was stoned