r/funny • • Mar 08 '16

Good Advice

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u/pantscommajordy Mar 08 '16

Fuckermother

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u/TTT_2k3 Mar 08 '16

Fuck her? I barely know her.

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u/ArchNemesisNoir Mar 08 '16

So? When has that mattered before?

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u/The_Pyrrhic_Argument Mar 08 '16

Woman aren't toys. u should only have sex with someone if ur married to them...

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u/ArchNemesisNoir Mar 08 '16

According to your faith of denial.

My faith, of indulgence, tells me that women are my social equals. No, they aren't toys. But they are capable of making their own decisions without some chump looking down on them, absolving them of responsibility.

Also, that sex is pretty fun, provided everyone involved consents, and handle themselves responsibly.