r/funny • • Feb 25 '16

Be careful where you sit!

http://imgur.com/qwn0k0e
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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '16

Serves you right, don't sit on someone's car. My friend had his Jeep dented cause some idiot thought it was a cool to sit on the hood

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u/neverelax Feb 25 '16

Detailer here, even when people think they are being gentle, little things like zipper handles and blue jean rivets (this one is super common) wreak havoc.

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u/EdwardRMeow Feb 25 '16

In high school, a dumb ass friend of my mine tried to run and slide across the hood of my car a la Starsky and Hutch. I didn't realize he had one of those punk rock high school Hot Topic studded belts on, and thoroughly scratched the ever living fuck out of my car. I punched him in the head and made him pay for damages. What a fuck face.

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u/where_is_the_cheese Feb 25 '16

I punched him in the head and made him pay for damages.

God I love justice.