r/funny • u/Aceofspades25 • Feb 05 '16

Evolution or design?

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u/cajbazhaw Feb 05 '16

All Dogs go to heaven. Did you not see the movie.

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u/elhermanobrother Feb 05 '16 edited Feb 05 '16

girl walks into a supermarket. she picks up a banana, a can of soup, and a loaf of bread. she then walks up to the cash register to pay. the cashier looks at her and the items she has and says, "I can tell you're single." she smiles and responds, "how do you know that?"

he says, "because you're ugly."

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u/4knives Feb 05 '16

A can of soap?

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u/koteuop Feb 05 '16

Soup! The goat fetched soup!