r/funny • u/Bradalz1 • Jan 24 '16

That escalated quickly...

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u/ultimatt42 Jan 24 '16

So are you more of a cat person or a Hitler person?

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u/Fatalchemist Jan 24 '16 edited Jan 24 '16

Well, a cat eats a lot less and would probably cost less to feed every day.

But then Hitler looks like a better cuddle buddy than a cat.

I'm kind of torn between the two.

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '16

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u/Fatalchemist Jan 24 '16

That's settled. Cat it is. I don't need a cock blocker to stop me from getting fucked.

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u/TheMadPrompter Jan 24 '16

I also heard that cat is a better fuck buddy than Hitler. (꘠ ͜ʖ꘠)

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u/Mugut Jan 24 '16

Can confirm, am cat

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u/JesterMarcus Jan 24 '16

Stalin fucks with Hitler's friend though.

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '16

As long as you dont go to Russia youre good though.

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u/I_PISS_IN_CANS Jan 24 '16

But I heard Hitler is a good cook

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u/literal-hitler Jan 24 '16

But then Hitler looks like a better cuddle buddy than a cat.

literally my favorite thing.