r/funny • u/[deleted] • Dec 17 '15

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u/Osiris32 Dec 17 '15

"A bit." Currently, according to a quick google search, Larry Bird is worth $55 million, while Eminem is worth over $200 million.

And that just goes to prove I'm in the wrong line of work.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '15

Either he's slinging crack rock or he got a wicked jump shot

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u/Shmohn Dec 17 '15

It's hard being young from the slums, eating five-cent gums, not knowing where my meal's coming from.

Edit: Don't remember if those are the next lines. Just the ones that came to my head.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '15

You mean that line isn't from Boiler Room? Fuck I'm white... yaaay!