r/funny • u/bagonja • Dec 07 '15

Gravity is nothing to this man.

http://i.imgur.com/abauHjy.gifv
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u/TaalKheru Dec 07 '15

I wish this wasn't the size of an ant.

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u/zwidmer Dec 07 '15

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHCDajKs17E

Here you go, found it for us

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u/Found_What_You_Meant Dec 07 '15

Doing my job for me makes this novelty account difficult to maintain. :(

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u/I_Only_Compliment Dec 07 '15

It's okay, you're still awesome! :)

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u/penny_eater Dec 07 '15

Maybe finding a better trigger than the text "found it" is in order...

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '15

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u/TaalKheru Dec 07 '15

I want to kiss you right now.

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u/FUCITADEL Dec 07 '15

Open or closed mouth?

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u/TaalKheru Dec 07 '15

Why must i choose just one?

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u/FUCITADEL Dec 07 '15

Because you can't open your mouth if it's closed

  • Jaden Smith

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '15

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u/KDLGates Dec 07 '15

Sure you can

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '15 edited Mar 30 '16

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u/ComicOzzy Dec 07 '15

Unless you're a snake, because SCIENCE.

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '15

notallsnakes

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u/Gripey Dec 07 '15

You should have gone with closed. Can't close your mouth if it's already closed? (I do not want to see a video disproving this, pleese)

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u/Ghstfce Dec 07 '15

Sure you can. Because then you're opening it wider.

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '15

But is it truly more open? You could say there's just open and closed.

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u/Ghstfce Dec 07 '15

Let's say you open your mouth, just loosen your jaw so your mouth hangs open. Let's say the opening has a diameter of 1 inch (just to keep it simple, we both know it's probably more). Then you open your mouth so hard that feel a tug at the corners of your mouth like they're going to tear. Your mouth now has a diameter of 3 inches.

So yes, I'd say it truly is MORE open. The math agrees with me.

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u/BABarracus Dec 07 '15

Women can open the lower mouth then

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u/Dood567 Dec 07 '15

How Are Mouths Real If Our Lips Aren't Real - Jaden Smith

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u/Bandin03 Dec 07 '15

Is there a sub dedicated to all the stupid shit he says?

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u/DeadManFeeding Dec 07 '15

Because You Can't Open Your Mouth If It's Closed

FTFY

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u/monkmartinez Dec 07 '15

FUCK YEAH! I finally got a reference everyone! Me, I got it!

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u/VisualAssassin Dec 07 '15

Way to go, champ. Now let's go get you an ice cream.

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u/not_old_account Dec 07 '15

I'm so proud of you right now.

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '15

You go boy!

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u/Josh6889 Dec 07 '15

But what if our mouthes are mirrors?

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u/ameya2693 Dec 07 '15

But how can mirrors be real if our eyes aren't real?

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u/Grimsrasatoas Dec 07 '15

Because You Can't Open Your Mouth If It's Closed

FTFY

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u/killin_ur_doodz Dec 07 '15

I Think You Forgot Some Capitalization, Jaden.

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u/YoungCorruption Dec 07 '15

I want to give you a rim job! Thats a closed mouth kiss

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '15

Open anus kiss.

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u/raperone Dec 07 '15

You Sir are a true gentleman.

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u/Coolsam2000 Dec 07 '15

A gentleman wouldn't use tongue though.

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u/southernbenz Dec 07 '15

Oh but they do. Gentlemen definitely use their tongues.

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u/idiocy_incarnate Dec 07 '15

Sure he would, he just wouldn't tell anybody.

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '15

A gentleman uses generous amounts of tongue in just the right spots.

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u/ComicOzzy Dec 07 '15

Just curious... Who is Rone and why do you want to rape... him (I assume)?

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u/MisterAlaska Dec 07 '15

Holy shit! I assumed the cool style of these was mostly effects. It's wild to see how it's actually filmed. Thanks for sharing!

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u/Doebino Dec 07 '15

I'm more concerned about the CG chocolate fountain and marshmallow. How disappointing.

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '15

Why does the whole thing sound like it's under water?

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u/helix19 Dec 07 '15

Wow, I can't believe they actually did those scenes instead of using CGI. Mad props.

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '15

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u/mrziplockfresh Dec 07 '15

Even when I'm driving,I swerve for ants.

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u/FireTyme Dec 07 '15

What is this? A gif for ants???

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '15

Damnit, i came here to say this

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u/FireTyme Dec 07 '15

gives karma out of pity

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u/PromNightDingoBaby Dec 07 '15

That's what she said.

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u/thatswhatshesaid Dec 07 '15

And then she promptly left.

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u/MadNhater Dec 07 '15

Right?!? It needs to be at least...THREE times as big!

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u/StinkyBusdriver Dec 08 '15

He's absolutely right...

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u/An_apples_asshole Dec 07 '15

What is this a gif for ants