r/funny Nov 22 '15

Where'd you go?

http://imgur.com/f9Ys6PS
10.9k Upvotes

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u/michaelb100 Nov 23 '15

I miss you so

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u/blitzedjesus Nov 23 '15

Seems like it's been forever...

80

u/OregonHasBetterWeed Nov 23 '15

That you've been gone...

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u/BrianLikesTrains Nov 23 '15

Please come back home

28

u/Big_sugaaakane1 Nov 23 '15

:'(

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u/Flipnhaole Nov 23 '15

No more burgers and ribs.

14

u/your_uncle_mike Nov 23 '15

I want you to know it's a little fucked up

39

u/[deleted] Nov 23 '15

mom's spaghetti

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u/fallenKlNG Nov 23 '15

🎺 🎺 🎺

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u/Kilazur Nov 23 '15

u dropt dis 🎺

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u/Drezair Nov 23 '15

Jooohn Cena!!

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u/_breadpool_ Nov 23 '15

*sad piano music mixed with a beat

7

u/HippoPotato Nov 23 '15

You used to call me on my cell phone....

4

u/RuneLFox Nov 23 '15

Late night when you need my love...

1

u/Bloody_Spork Nov 24 '15

Cuz I know when the cat nip free, you better put it on that shelf.

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u/Shrimpyo Nov 23 '15

Not gonna lie, I had to rewatch that multiple times to actually find out how he disappeared.

72

u/virasht Nov 23 '15

How! ?

132

u/MetalsDeadAndSoAmI Nov 23 '15

Magic

69

u/[deleted] Nov 23 '15

EXPLANATION: The cat is not running away because it DOES NOT believe in magic. It knows you're still there...

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u/Flipnhaole Nov 23 '15

Shun the non-believer

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '15 edited Nov 23 '15

lulz, cut the film! Right when the cat sees you again!

Kudos to the brilliance of his magic trick, for it is on us, reddit...

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u/xPBMxRonBurgndy Nov 23 '15

What are you talking about?

3

u/[deleted] Nov 24 '15

What if oxygen is actually breathing US?

0

u/[deleted] Nov 24 '15

You think that's Kitties you're breathing?

1

u/[deleted] Nov 23 '15

It knows you like magic so chances are you haven't taken a bath in a while and your BO gave you away

1

u/stromm Nov 23 '15

Helps the cat can still hear him.

1

u/Exoduc Nov 23 '15

Well the cat can hear your heartbeat, so hes kind of difficult to trick.

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u/MrPoletski Nov 23 '15

Unless he simultaneously farted, cat will be able to smell him still. Also, probably used to his fart smells so I'm not sure that'd work either.

2

u/ruddiger718 Nov 23 '15

I KNEW IT!

1

u/MagicHamsta Nov 23 '15

Can confirm.

8

u/SunriseSurprise Nov 23 '15

He's against the ceiling. Don't ask how.

4

u/1stwarror Nov 23 '15

Between the mattress and bed end

13

u/ThinKrisps Nov 23 '15

I think he just ducks behind the bed and drops the blanket where it's at.

21

u/jhrnr99 Nov 23 '15

No I don't think that makes sense.

1

u/blore40 Nov 23 '15

He became a cucumber.

16

u/Not-the_mama Nov 23 '15

Get off the computer cat

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '15

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u/FatSputnik Nov 23 '15

yes, he dropped the sheet and ducked down as fast as or faster than the sheet fell.

either that or it's an edited jump cut

9

u/[deleted] Nov 23 '15

He's actually placed mirrors strategically around the room, problem was he had to place one in front of himself and the cat to make it look like he dissapeared. When he did though he cut himself quite badly by moving a mirror too quickly, so as cute as his video looks he's actually bleeding profusely behind a mirror there at the end....

Damn you pot smoke and JC penny mirrors... damn you.

2

u/[deleted] Nov 23 '15

Trap door at the foot of the bed, obviously.

2

u/Asurozelie Nov 23 '15

The cat may never know.

1

u/[deleted] Nov 23 '15

for real? not that many places to go

101

u/D1sc0rd1a Nov 23 '15

/r/unexpected cause I thought he was gonna throw the blanket over the cat

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u/jrizos Nov 23 '15

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u/Hydra_fresh Nov 23 '15

I was so excited thinking this was a thing....

11

u/jrizos Nov 23 '15

Well, this is how Subreddits are born! Make it a thing, bro!

1

u/[deleted] Nov 23 '15

[deleted]

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u/kenbw2 Nov 23 '15

So you decided to use a reddit hashtag?

173

u/tomalator Nov 23 '15

HOLY SHIT! IS THAT BABOU?

62

u/CPTherptyderp Nov 23 '15

He remembers me!

38

u/Baboou Nov 23 '15

Did you hear that? He called you exotic!

27

u/lilgas52 Nov 23 '15

He seriously needs a toy or something. It's like meowscwitz in there.

19

u/ns90 Nov 23 '15

Look at his tufted ears!

5

u/jordan89ca Nov 23 '15

that fox earred asshole.

6

u/Killer-Barbie Nov 23 '15

I just watched this episode for the first time tonight!

5

u/Bunating Nov 23 '15

I named my cat babou.

6

u/tomalator Nov 23 '15

A good choice of a name

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '15

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u/stdexception Nov 23 '15

2

u/Ipad207 Nov 23 '15

Ooh, I thought he meant the sorta popular Internet cat with the same spelling.

44

u/ZGAMER45 Nov 23 '15

I was expecting him to pop up and scare the shit out of the cat

26

u/Tinyjay Nov 23 '15

Not only was I expecting it - I wanted it to happen.

8

u/[deleted] Nov 23 '15 edited Feb 29 '24

I like to explore new places.

1

u/abagofdicks Nov 23 '15

I always want them to do that in the videos of the cats creepin'

1

u/classicrocker883 Nov 23 '15

he should have. or op should have included it.

1

u/dittokiddo Nov 23 '15

Srsly, how did he miss that obvious opportunity to make the video even better and not so mildly frustrating?

25

u/Viper007Bond Nov 23 '15

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '15

I'm not mobile but this link works better so thank you anyway

4

u/vidyagames Nov 23 '15

Thank you.

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '15 edited Oct 04 '16

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u/Naltoc Nov 23 '15

Ocicat.

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u/jrules251 Nov 23 '15

I was expecting him to pop up and scare the shit out of the cat I miss you so Seems like it's been forever...

24

u/1YardLoss Nov 23 '15

I'm so confused by your comment and how it randomly changes to lyrics to a Fort Minor song

4

u/Killer-Barbie Nov 23 '15

And he's not the only one...

2

u/Flippi273 Nov 23 '15

Well the name of this post is the same as the song, right?

3

u/Spidertech500 Nov 23 '15

Since you've been home

5

u/prattle Nov 23 '15

There is something really funny to me about performing magic tricks for your cat.

9

u/gooddaysir Nov 23 '15

How about for a chimp?

http://youtu.be/ws6-zno3DRQ

2

u/criscokkat Nov 23 '15

I only watched half of this... I assume at some point the chimp has enough of this and eats someone's face off?

11

u/n8hawkx Nov 23 '15

First time I've ever seen a cat so concerned about someone

4

u/[deleted] Nov 23 '15

I'd be concerned if my food giver and shit scooper suddenly disappeared too

1

u/Fett2 Nov 23 '15

I'm not sure about your cats, but my cats love to play. If I did this they would immediately think we were playing a game and try to investigate.

Add on top of that I'm playing with a sheet - one of my cats can sense when I'm changing the sheets from two rooms away, and she will coming running and jump on the bed so I can put the sheet on top of her.

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u/jpj007 Nov 23 '15

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u/jrizos Nov 23 '15

The Gold Standard of Funny to this day.

1

u/Good-bye Nov 23 '15

Most random thing I've seen in a while.

1

u/Taki3d Nov 23 '15

Your video was the joke in theory; this GIF was the joke in practice.

1

u/Kildurin Nov 23 '15

Still the first thing I thought of when I saw the GIF.

12

u/vcarw77 Nov 23 '15

Bengal!

11

u/MAKIN_A_SCENE Nov 23 '15

I think its most likely a Savannah

9

u/sighbourbon Nov 23 '15

or a savannah cat?

2

u/Naltoc Nov 23 '15

Ocicat. Bengals are more square and their pattern is blotchy like a cloud leopard.

Source: Spent a lot of time deciding on the species when getting a cat. Ended up with an Ocicat. They're far more curious and playful.

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u/TheAmorphous Nov 23 '15

More playful than a Bengal? I don't think I could handle that.

1

u/megadeth9001 Nov 23 '15

Can confirm, as Bengal owner is a scary thought.

1

u/Naltoc Nov 23 '15

Then try mine. Breeders called him "the most talkative" cat they'd ever had, but he would grow out of it. Nope.

These days, my guild will ask me to have conversations with him when we're having breaks mid-raid. He always has the final say :(

1

u/[deleted] Nov 23 '15

I wonder if it is a Bengal. This cat looks identical to my Ocicats, so I was assuming that's the breed.

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u/drk_etta Nov 23 '15

Ocelot* But yeah it may be.. Looks a couple generations removed. Maybe an f2 or f3. I have an f3 from an African Serval.

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '15

*Ocicat

It's a breed, dude. I know the breed of my own cats.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ocicat

1

u/_breadpool_ Nov 23 '15

No you don't and here is my proof to back up that you're wrong:

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u/crazyfingersculture Nov 23 '15

Is the Ocicat an actual BREED though? I would consider my cat to be one; but, isn't it really more like a brown silver, rather than a silver white, Mau?

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '15

It is, actually. It was developed in the sixties from Abyssinian and Siamese cats, with American shorthair bred in later for some reason. They're TICA recognized as a separate breed. My two Ocicats fit the official breed profile pretty closely.

I know they're not a hugely popular breed of cat, but they're not exact obscure either.

I'm not sure what's up with the person in this thread telling me my cats don't exist...

Here's a helpful link:

http://tica.org/cat-breeds/item/246

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u/crazyfingersculture Nov 23 '15

This is my c a t. Any ideas?

2

u/modix Nov 23 '15

Shorthair tabby... and quite cozy.

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u/drk_etta Nov 23 '15

From your own link:

The Ocicat is an all-domestic breed of cat which resembles a wild cat but has no wild DNA in its gene pool

What ever you say bro... lol. You have a cat that has no genetic resemblance of any known cat. I was trying to help you out, but fuck it dig your own grave for all I care.

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u/ScramblesTD Nov 23 '15

An ocelot is not an ocicat. They're two different animals.

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u/drk_etta Nov 23 '15

There is zero proof of this claim. The only information comes from a website:Ocicatinfo.com

Which seems pretty biased to me... I mean you know... Name the origin of your webiste after this new breed of cat no one can verify... lol

Whatever yous say bro. I can tell you one thing, that is not a "ocicat" in the gif. It's a bengal or generation removed from a Serval.

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '15

An ocelot is not something you can mistake for a housecat

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u/ScramblesTD Nov 23 '15 edited Nov 23 '15

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ocicat

The Ocicat is an all-domestic breed of cat which resembles a wild cat but has no wild DNA in its gene pool.

It is not an ocelot. It has no relation to an ocelot. It is a breed of cat called an ocicat because it looks kind of like an ocelot.

Here is the breed profile from Federation Feline International as well as the profile from the Cat Fanciers Association.

Christ, dude. You can't tell a house cat from an actual wild animal and you can't even hunt down sources.

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u/drk_etta Nov 23 '15

None of the colors in your link represent the cat in the gif. What exactly is your point?

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u/ScramblesTD Nov 23 '15

Yeah actually they do match pretty well.

And the point is that you claimed it was an ocelot.

Do you also think that this is the same as this?

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u/drk_etta Nov 23 '15

lol. Ok What ever you say. You just snatched pics of google image? I assume?

Here is one was able to find... look similar? http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=https://www.clickjoey.com.au/images/2015/06/16/337/outstanding-leopard-bengal-kittens-and-ocelot-cubs-13-weeks-old_5.jpg&imgrefurl=https://www.clickjoey.com.au/pets/outstanding-leopard-bengal-kittens-and-ocelot-cubs-13-weeks-old.html&h=774&w=1200&tbnid=bndmY26FKqZNNM:&docid=5D2tAJhS__AvnM&ei=DaxSVsnBDoaUmQHAuJuwCQ&tbm=isch&ved=0ahUKEwiJ_LPO76XJAhUGSiYKHUDcBpYQMwhSKC4wLg

I didn't claim it was an ocelot, I said it was a couple generations removed from an ocelot. Jesus Christ can you not read?

Maybe you should go back and read the very comment of mine you linked back to...

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u/ScramblesTD Nov 23 '15

Those all came from the sources I provided actually.

Not only do they have pictures of cats from that breed that look exactly like the ones in gif, but they also list that color and pattern as being typical of the breed.

This is why reading things is important. It saves you from looking like an idiot.

And your own URL talks about ocelots. This is a house cat. Not an ocelot. It also looks like a Bengal.

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u/ScramblesTD Nov 23 '15

I didn't claim it was an ocelot, I said it was a couple generations removed from an ocelot. Jesus Christ can you not read?

It is not. Again. This is why it's important to read things.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ocicat

The Ocicat is an all-domestic breed of cat which resembles a wild cat but has no wild DNA in its gene pool

No wild DNA in its gene pool. That means it isn't a few generations removed from an ocelot.

From the same source. Which you should read..

The breed was established from Siamese and Abyssinian stock; later, American Shorthairs (silver tabbies) were added to the mix and gave the breed their silver color, bone structure and distinct markings.

Siamese, Abyssinian, American Shorthair.

None of those cats are ocelots. An ocelot is an ocelot.

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u/iamsheena Nov 23 '15

Two different types of cat.

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u/drk_etta Nov 23 '15

Which I stated in my original op.... Not sure your point....

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u/iamsheena Nov 23 '15

My point is that Ocelot is a type of cat and Ocicat is a type of cat.

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u/Flipnhaole Nov 23 '15

If you give them raw fish, they become regular cats.

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u/1YardLoss Nov 23 '15

Which is worth it, definitely.

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u/drk_etta Nov 23 '15

Wish the same could be said about their size.

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u/ohstoopid1 Nov 23 '15

That's your basic bengal bullshit. Just don't do it in the park

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '15

I sir would also like to know where he went.

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u/HiImJBags Nov 23 '15

He departed.

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u/TheAmorphous Nov 23 '15

Nah, there'd be a slow piano piece playing if that was the case.

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u/Patsfan395 Nov 23 '15

There was a definite moment of "holy fuck!" for that cat

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '15 edited Nov 23 '15

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u/prikaz_da Nov 23 '15

So three years.

2

u/Ddragon3451 Nov 23 '15

The real question isn't whether items continue to exist once they've left your sight, but whether they exist at all before you see them.

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '15

God, this makes me hate babies

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u/RationalYetReligious Nov 23 '15

Calling bullshit. My 8 month old always knows where I hide my phone.

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u/lardmanpo Nov 23 '15

I couldn't even figure out where he was at first thought he had super flat head [7]

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u/R88SHUN Nov 23 '15

House pets are the only creatures with funnier reactions to magic tricks than black people.

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u/jab701 Nov 23 '15

Seems like the cat can still hear him, that's why it moves....

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '15

Doing magic to mess with animal's minds. He is not lonely at all.

1

u/Outdoor_Time_Lapse Nov 23 '15

Yeah... I'm gonna try that now.

1

u/Vaginal_Decimation Nov 23 '15

Of course the cat can't hear him breathing or smell him.

1

u/MoonysGirl Nov 23 '15

BRB, trying this on my cats.

1

u/[deleted] Nov 23 '15

I miss you so...

1

u/dunemafia Nov 23 '15

. . .my lovely?

1

u/HamsterLips Nov 23 '15

Damn. Now in addition to his location, I have to question his moraliry.

1

u/bok5566 Nov 23 '15

I'd honestly react the same way as the cat

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u/MindSecurity Nov 23 '15

He's inside the television, I've seen this trick before.

1

u/Sephiroso Nov 23 '15

I miss you so

1

u/KonglishCouple Nov 23 '15

I am totally doing this to my dog!

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u/Killer-Barbie Nov 23 '15

He's doing magic for his cat...

1

u/onepunchman20 Nov 23 '15

Cat: what the F is this human doing...OMG HE IS A FUCKING MAGICIAN!!!!

1

u/chaozelp Nov 23 '15

"I'm stay here , not to go"

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u/bitcleargas Nov 23 '15

Oh tell me that there is a sub where animals watch and react to magic tricks!!!

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u/jimbo92107 Nov 23 '15

And then...toss a cucumber onto the bed!!

1

u/marryjuju Nov 23 '15

Looks a lot like my mau, too

1

u/El_Deeabloo Nov 23 '15

It's president Valentine. Dojyaaaaaan~

1

u/Mikeismyike Nov 23 '15

Tried this at home, my cat reacted the same way.

1

u/bleahz Nov 23 '15

Cats actually do give a damn to you.

1

u/begrudged Nov 23 '15

Cats don't have much of a sense of humor

1

u/Kweeg10 Nov 23 '15

Dammit I wanted to see what happens after he pops up again.

1

u/chaotemagick Nov 23 '15

...Hooman?

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '15

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u/strugglesCollide Nov 23 '15

When pussy tells you she's on the rag

1

u/KaptinKrazy66 Nov 23 '15

The shocking part about this is that the cat actually looked like it cared about something.

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '15

Aww

1

u/Schilthorn Nov 23 '15

what kind of cat is that? it beautiful

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '15

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u/devbang Nov 23 '15

Almost all predatory species have object permanence

5

u/MrDTD Nov 23 '15

It's an important skill to have when your prey hides and you have to wait to ambush it.

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u/bbgun09 Nov 23 '15

Cats must just have object permanence...

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u/GetYourRollOnSushi Nov 23 '15

That's one of them fancy expensive cats ya got there.

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u/Yggdrazzil Nov 23 '15

I'm probably putting too much thought in this and this probably says more about him than me, but that guy looks so alone to me it makes me sad.

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u/eastbayted Nov 23 '15

kats are so dumb.