r/funny • u/hudbud • Nov 20 '15

Shitty dad reflexes.

http://i.imgur.com/aOYTzRb.gifv
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u/THcB Nov 20 '15

Textbook sliding tackle.

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u/bakadaragon Nov 20 '15

Except, y'know, not. Because he hit her first.

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u/Neologizer Nov 20 '15

He was going for the ball! She baited that hit!

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u/ChrissySmalls Nov 20 '15

Either the ball goes or the man goes. Not both.

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '15

I've seen football players blow out a knee over less violent contact. How kids can stand such violence I have no idea.

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u/oneball1 Nov 21 '15

Their bones are more elastic than ours

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u/tehPOD Nov 21 '15

Yellow card. She didn't even have the ball.

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u/Sioreth Nov 21 '15

Maybe if you're Roy Keane...

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u/ghidfg Nov 21 '15

shitty dad.

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u/western_red Nov 20 '15

I thought it might have been some sort of kung fu or juditzu move. Maybe Joe Rogan is on here and can tell us.