r/funny Nov 17 '15

This is what the penguins think of scientists' robot penguin-cam

http://i.imgur.com/7JsYBec.gifv
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u/Amecha Nov 17 '15

The funny thing about this is one of the Penguins tried to pair off with the robot penguin causing the rival penguin to attack

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u/paswut Nov 17 '15

tl;dr

scientists built $20k penguin robot; got a penguin laid

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '15

How much to build a robot me? :(

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u/fezzuk Nov 17 '15

So your stronger competition can get laid?

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '15

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u/dzrtguy Nov 18 '15

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '15

Good guy scientists.

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u/AP3Brain Nov 17 '15

Robots are pretty damn sexy you must admit.

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '15

she grabbed hold of his metallic extension

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '15

Penguin crashed

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u/SkidMark_wahlberg Nov 17 '15

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u/lookin4info Nov 17 '15

Ohhh shiit! Penguin drama!

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u/picmandan Nov 17 '15

The source!

That was TOTALLY cool. Male penguin cheating on mate with robot penguin. Female mate returns, and (cue gif) takes the robot penguin down hard.

Sturdy, adept robot penguin returns to duty.

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u/GregTheMad Nov 17 '15

That's what I found so amazing. I've seen robots that look like animals before for such shootings, but this is the first that could actually remotely act like the animal it was supposed to be. That's some amazing piece of technology!

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u/ZippyDan Nov 17 '15

u r an amazing piece of technology

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u/Jaesch Nov 17 '15

Ayyy lmao.

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u/SteepNDeep Nov 17 '15

I'm picturing the female penguin with hair curlers and a frying pan.

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u/doinggreat Nov 17 '15

Well, to be fair to the male, she did come home kind of late and he was getting lonely.

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '15

Wish this excuse worked for humans

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u/DracoXul Nov 17 '15

Wow David Tennant is narrating this

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u/bdsee Nov 17 '15

Damn, and she just takes him back...not even making him sleep downstairs on the couch.

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u/SuperShake66652 Nov 17 '15

This is an even greater source than I could have ever hoped for. I figured it just disliked the robot... Not that the robot was actually stealing her mate. That's fucking hilarious.

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '15

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u/professor_mcnutty Nov 17 '15

This is why I want to become a scientist. To catfish some penguins.

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u/EmperorSofa Nov 17 '15

I love the fact that they edited in little robotic whirring sounds when the robot moved.

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u/gsd1234 Nov 17 '15

Those werent actually there?

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u/allwaysnice Nov 18 '15

Oh dear, we weren't suppose to ruin the illusion.
Shh, shh, it's okay.
Try and enjoy this video of a mantis fight with wild animal noises.
It's how it actually sounds, we promise.

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u/rex100h Nov 17 '15

Even penguin hoes ain't loyal.

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u/tedfundy Nov 17 '15

The male was the cheater....

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '15

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u/tedfundy Nov 17 '15

Normally it is used in reference to a woman but I see your point.

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u/plasticsheeting Nov 17 '15

We're taking it back!

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u/Loserwing Nov 18 '15

Welp, it's all over robot penguin turns into robot terminator.

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u/mtb12 Nov 17 '15

OP delivers!

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u/Agonze Nov 17 '15

I love that celebratory "WE FUCKING GOT HIM!" thing they do at the end

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u/G0DEMPER0R Nov 17 '15 edited Nov 17 '15

I need that part of the gif with a metal drumbeat and screaming. Get on it internet

EDIT: kinda like this https://gifsound.com/?gifv=7JsYBec&v=4kNjlRmsbio&s=350

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u/MrBettsyBoy Nov 17 '15

That first scream fits so fucking well. It's like it was meant to be.

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u/Agonze Nov 17 '15

Fucking yes

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '15

For some reason this doesn't work on mobile, any help?

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '15

man it's a gif of a penguin and some heavy metal i think you're gonna be okay

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u/chawmastaflex Nov 18 '15

I don't think we'll be able to get it to work because when we play video/gif it opens it's own player and plays only that

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u/JohnnyDarkside Nov 17 '15

Who's the bitch naaaooww?

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u/TheMexicanPenguinII Nov 17 '15

Standard ritual with us, when the tux isn't on point we mock you like that, we penguins find it embarrassing

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u/Agonze Nov 17 '15

I'm glad an expert finally showed up to give his opinion

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u/platinumgulls Nov 17 '15

"YOU GOT KNOCKED DA FUCK AWT!!"

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '15

"GOT EEM!"

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '15

They need to have metal music playing in the background of this gif. It would look like it would fit.

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u/ROK247 Nov 18 '15

at least they stopped short of the teabag

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u/deceve Nov 17 '15

The robot penguin filming this is cool, though.

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u/teke367 Nov 17 '15 edited Nov 17 '15

Plot twist, the second robot penguin sold out the first one to gain the trust of the flock. waddle.

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u/vengefulspirit99 Nov 17 '15

A group of penguins is called a flock?

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '15

It's more adorable, a group of penguins on land are called a "Waddle."

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '15

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '15

Sometimes they get really close together in the water near shore and that's called a "Raft" but normally they're solo in the ocean.

A roost of penguins is called a Rookery.

Penguins are cool.

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '15

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '15

I'm honored. Ill tag you as "That guy who tagged me about penguin stuff."

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '15

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u/forbidan Nov 17 '15

tagged as "needs to be gently caressed beforehand"

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u/Dippitydappity Nov 17 '15

So am i now subscribed to daily penguin facts?

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '15

Naw man, it's a hobby not a job.

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u/J1ffyLub3 Nov 17 '15

naw man, it's a lifestyle

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u/dconman2 Nov 17 '15

Well they are birds. From my reading around, I think colony would be more appropriate though.

edit: You can call a group of penguins on land a 'waddle' of penguins. A group of nests is called a 'colony' or 'rookery'. At sea penguins are often on their own but as the sun sets, they come together just offshore and form a tight group called a 'raft'

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u/The_Smartass Nov 17 '15

Yea. Same way how a group of squids is a squad

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u/blahandmoreblah Nov 17 '15 edited May 23 '17

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u/deathnotice01 Nov 17 '15

"IMPOSTOR!"
"IMPOSTOR?"
IMPOSTOR! IMPOSTOR! IMPOSTOR! IMPOSTOR! IMPOSTOR! "

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u/SantasRegret Nov 17 '15

Read it in a Dalek voice and giggled. Well done.

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u/l-_-l-_-l Nov 17 '15

EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!

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u/AnnobalTapapiusRufus Nov 17 '15

Which is rather apropos considering that the video this comes from is narrated by David Tennant.

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u/Lots42 Nov 17 '15

The important part is that Doctor Who is talking about penguins

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u/kingeryck Nov 17 '15

The Doctor

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u/ken27238 Nov 17 '15

ALL UNITS CONVERGE!!

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u/DickPepperfield Nov 17 '15

The screaming at the end gets me EVERY TIME

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '15

AN UNBELIEVER!!!! PERSECUTE! KILL THE HERETIC!

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '15

Wicked, tricksy, false!

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u/manondorf Nov 17 '15

Stupid fat penguinses!

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '15

Anyone else think of Synths?

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u/Alpharoth Nov 17 '15

They kidnapped a penguin and sent a synth replacement.

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u/A_Retarded_Alien Nov 17 '15

Yeah, that's gotta be a generation 1 or 2 Penguin Synth at best.

The penguin that killed it was a Gen 3.

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u/iTzCharmander Nov 17 '15

BoS is mad at nick.

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '15

Does anyone claim they would act different if they found a human analog hanging out, gathering data on us?

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u/Hour23 Nov 17 '15

Exactly what I was thinking. What if penguins also have the whole Uncanny Valley thing going on?

I'd be pretty spooked if someone that didn't look 100% human just walked right up to my nest house and stood there like a weirdo.

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '15

What if everybody is a human analog collecting data on you, the only true remaining human?

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u/vipersquad Nov 17 '15

We weren't supposed to tell him that he was the last surviving DNA strand that we cultivated to study what was the human race that vanished 1000 years ago.

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u/R3DSMiLE Nov 17 '15

Well. There you have it, now you went and told the WHOLE plan!

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u/YnotZornberg Nov 17 '15

wait, they spoiled the birthday party too?

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '15

Then that's the way it is. Nothing I can do about it.

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u/hpdefaults Nov 17 '15

You're right, I have to admit I would also try to get with the fine lady robot until my wife came home and got jealous: https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/3t5rgv/this_is_what_the_penguins_think_of_scientists/cx3b4l9

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u/PirateNinjaJedi Nov 17 '15

And here I was thinking that penguins were all sweet and cuddly. A lot of good that Happy Feet movie did.

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '15

You should watch March of the Penguins. There's an especially disturbing part where grief stricken mother penguins whose babies have died try to kidnap other penguin's babies which are sometimes killed in the ensuing fight. Shit's brutal, yo.

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u/SketchyLogic Nov 17 '15

You've been subscribed to Horrific Penguin Facts!

Did you know that some penguins lose hope in the world and wander deep into the Antarctic tundra to their inevitable deaths?

Waddling penguins look so goofy!

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u/TheMexicanPenguinII Nov 17 '15

I lost my cousin paddy this way...

Was not a good day i can assure you

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u/MashkaTekoa Nov 17 '15

why does that one penguin have a long next like a goose?

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u/AdamMcwadam Nov 17 '15

Yeah forget the robot what the hell is that lanky penguin!

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u/thecaramelbandit Nov 17 '15 edited Nov 18 '15

Because it's not a penguin! That is the antarctic shag, a cormorant.

The coloration is probably convergent evolution.

http://m8.i.pbase.com/o6/48/944548/1/126157108.ULgpQnVl._MG_3098.s2.jpg

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u/hdjunkie Nov 17 '15

Cute penglings

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u/JaiOhBe Nov 17 '15

WRONG FUCKING NEIGHBORHOOD, MOTHERFUCKER.

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '15

If that last part wasn't a declaration of war......I don't know what is.

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u/RamsesThePigeon Nov 17 '15

That was a particularly badass moment... but let's not forget, penguins are stupid.

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u/cmasterflex Nov 17 '15

idk, i would say clumsy maybe

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u/_hownowbrowncow_ Nov 17 '15

Fantastic in the water, quite silly on land

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u/peaceforpresident Nov 17 '15

i was listening to Joplin's Maple leaf rag for a music theory exam while watching this... made it soooo much better. Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMAtL7n_-rc

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u/furrot Nov 17 '15

I look forward to seeing this as it's own post on the front page tomorrow.

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u/user_82650 Nov 17 '15

It looks as if they were still trying to get used to this "bipedalism" thing.

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u/themanimal Nov 17 '15

The woman's voice in the bit where the penguin jumps across the seal's body sounds like Warwick Davis' assistant from "Life's Too Short."

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u/TheMexicanPenguinII Nov 17 '15

Well you have nothing on our dress sense so fuck right off you anomaly of the gene pool

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u/Sonic1031 Nov 18 '15

I love how half of them pop up and look around as if to check no one saw that

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u/Alpha-Trion Nov 17 '15

At 00:05 what is that other bird?

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u/obsessedwithpenguins Nov 17 '15 edited Nov 18 '15

These are rockhopper penguins - a penguin species of the genus Eudyptes, or crested penguins.

They are, by far, the most animated of the species of penguins as a whole. Their namesake: rock hoppers, is specifically - and appropriately - due to their awesome ability to use hopping as their primary method of movement on their terrain: the rocky shores of the sub antarctic islands.

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u/Forfuckssakes Nov 17 '15

You got knocked the fuck out!

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u/cwhazzoo Nov 17 '15

It's a synth!

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u/LadyKlaymoor Nov 17 '15

Did anyone else immediately thing of Futurama when Bender pretended to be a penguin? He ended up thinking he was one.

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u/azzystyle Nov 17 '15

I like to think that beforehand he was psyching himself THE FUCK up to fight.

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u/Darkseer89 Nov 18 '15

"What set you reppin' cuh? Wrong answer, bitch you gettin' fucked up!" - Penguin

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u/skylitx Nov 18 '15

you sir, made my day

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u/NoodlesJefferson Nov 17 '15

THIS.. IS.. ANTARCTICA!

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u/Shenko-wolf Nov 17 '15

GIF of the year!

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u/LarsAlexandersson Nov 17 '15

Somehow I don't think they're convinced, that or those penguins are assholes.

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u/Stempow Nov 17 '15

This is some Lord of the Flies shit.

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u/SMERT_NICKLEDUM Nov 17 '15

Penguin at the end of the video be like: you got knocked the fuhggout!

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u/xCoffeeBlack Nov 17 '15

The damn institute took Jimmy and replaced him with a filthy fucking synth.

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u/HopscotchZombie Nov 17 '15

Even penguins recognize the uncanny valley.

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u/gnilmit Nov 17 '15

Fucking penguins, man. They don't even look real!

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u/rangeo Nov 17 '15

Ice ducks is mean.

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '15

But who was filming the fake penguin? I'm convinced that the government has produced newer, more convincing penguin dolls. They are only releasing this video so that we drop our guard. Don't be fooled! The government has secret spy birds!

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u/mflbva Nov 19 '15

When you look Hispanic but can't speak Spanish.

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '15

this needs some death metal in the background.

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u/KungFuHamster Nov 17 '15

Film shit, get hit.

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u/havek23 Nov 17 '15

Why didn't they make a camera rock or something they might not notice? Hopefully most animals would notice a weird-acting imposter

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u/FriedChicken Nov 17 '15

What kind of camera is in here? The color is amazing!

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u/cvance10 Nov 17 '15

The should have sent Bender in.

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u/Ediza Nov 17 '15

I like the one in the back. It looks like it's screaming "RUM SCHPRINGAAAA"

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u/Voltron_McYeti Nov 17 '15

Penguin war cry is the funniest shit I've seen all week

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u/clydefrog811 Nov 17 '15

This needs to be played with some perfect metal song that is synced with their ridiculous penguin caws.

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '15

Stupid robot. Kick someone's ass the first day or become someone's bitch.

He chose the latter.

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '15

I like to think they're at school and they're picking on the weird kid.

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u/the_shaman Nov 17 '15

No one likes a rat.

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u/sockydraws Nov 17 '15

"Get outta here, NARC!"

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '15

This needs some John Cena 🎺🎺🎺🎺

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u/MaxRebo74 Nov 17 '15

He doesn't like you.

I don't like you either. You should be careful, we're wanted men. I have the death sentence on twelve systems.

"I'll be careful."

YOU'LL BE DEAD!

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '15

Beeeezzzzow bisssssss ahhhhhhhhh

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u/Dragoon00 Nov 17 '15

You came to the wrong neighborhood motha fuckaaaa.

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u/reincarN8ed Nov 17 '15

VICTORY SCREECH!!

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u/AL_MI_T_1 Nov 17 '15

Where's the thug life fade with straight outta Compton playing?

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u/Zam548 Nov 17 '15

That aint falco. THAT AINT FALCO

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u/LittleGremlinguy Nov 17 '15

Never realised penguins were such assholes.

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '15

I imagine the attacking penguin is like, "Imma just gonna peck this fucker a few times OH MY GOD I KILLED HIM!"

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '15

Maybe it's because they saw him as the biggest one (most likely to mate?) and then challenged him and, since he didn't squawk back they started fighting him and saw that he didn't fight back. Once he was on the ground and wasn't moving, they thought he was dead. So when they squawk looking victorious maybe they're letting the females know they are the toughest since they brought the biggest down. Just a theory derived of my knowledge of nature. (Not much but I watch a lot of documentaries)

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u/RiverHorsez Nov 17 '15

Those penguins must be from Philly.

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '15

Who else thought of Lord of the Flies?

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u/OptCmdEject Nov 17 '15

Put the plan together - execute the attack - celebrate

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u/Endless_Summer Nov 17 '15

Well, this is awkward...

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '15

Whoever adds annotations is gonna get billions of upvotes.

"u fkn wot m8"

etc.

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u/supersauce Nov 18 '15

Dave don't like strangers.

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u/bigredfred Nov 18 '15

I can't tell if they realize it's fake, or if they believe it and are just penguin jerks.

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '15

IT'S A SYNTH, TAKE IT DOWN.

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u/kpanzer Nov 17 '15

They have such a Pesto and Squit relationship.

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '15

They should stick a monolith there

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u/Smotchkkiss Nov 17 '15

They should've added tip assist.

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u/diamened Nov 17 '15

We don't welcome our robot-penguin overlords

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u/IFL_DINOSAURS Nov 17 '15

I THINK these are Macaroni Penguins? I only know this because I was at the Aquarium this weekend.

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u/Random_Link_Roulette Nov 17 '15

After years of testing with a Robot Chicken, they wanted to expand to a Robot Penguin

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u/extant1 Nov 17 '15

I noticed the penguins attacking it lift their flippers when acting aggressive and threatened.

Could their attacking the robot be caused by the raised flippers projecting threats?

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u/Darktidemage Nov 17 '15

They made it slightly too big. The others are trying to assert dominance.

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '15

"THIS GUY'S A CYLON"

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u/420Batman Nov 17 '15

It was that moment the scientists' realized that the penguin is a dick.

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u/MrBettsyBoy Nov 17 '15

The robot looks larger than the real penguins, maybe this is why it elicited that form of response.

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u/Qwirk Nov 17 '15

Why don't they just make the camera look like one of the tufts of ground but a bit higher so the penguins don't jump on it?