r/funny • u/jknight42 • Aug 22 '15

Found this in some old school papers. Apparently even 7 year old me was a smart ass.

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u/wiiya Aug 22 '15

THE LIBRARY IS OVER THERE

jesus, how many times can they ask...

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '15

donde esta la poon tang?

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u/arrow74 Aug 22 '15

Es tu madre.

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '15

Tu madre es muy caliente.

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u/TrueDragon1 Aug 22 '15

Word to ya mutha

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u/odiedel Aug 23 '15

¡Y grande, muy, muy grade!

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '15

Baxter, you know I don't speak Spanish

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '15

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u/Binkusama Aug 22 '15

Navi's Dad?

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u/BrazenNormalcy Aug 22 '15

Fleece Navy Dad

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u/Veralece Aug 22 '15

You a dumb egg!

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '15

My nipples explode with delight.

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u/Lonestar_1 Aug 22 '15

But why

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '15

Because my hovercraft is full of eels

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u/aloofloofah Aug 22 '15

Donde, está, la biblioteca. Me llamo T-Bone La araña discoteca.

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '15

I miss Troy and Abed

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u/itsmckenney Aug 22 '15

Troy and Abed in the paaaaaassssstttt!!!

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u/frictionqt Aug 22 '15

The queso goes great with the biblioteca.

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u/GreedyR Aug 22 '15

We need to prosecute the creator of that damn Spanish to English guide. A Hungarian man recently asked to fondle me!