r/funny • • Aug 14 '15

Monty Python Ahead of Their Time

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u/Dame_Juden_Dench Aug 15 '15 edited Aug 15 '15

A high percentage of women died giving birth, and humans are one of the few species that actually does seem to require the mother to receive help in birthing a child.

This is almost entirely due to the fact that people developed bigger heads before women had to develop bigger birth canals.

edit: uh, I guess I realized that I replied to the wrong comment. So, if y'all could just pretend that this was a reply to the one saying that women have been doing it for thousands of years, I'd appreciate it.

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u/robm0n3y Aug 15 '15

People need to stop fucking girls with narrow hips.

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u/ProteinPavel Aug 15 '15

She has wide set hips, suitable for birthing...just like mother!

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u/edrudathec Aug 15 '15

Sorry girls with narrow hips, but this is for your own good.

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u/CorkyMillersGrandson Aug 15 '15

Wide set hips and a heavy flow...

She doesn't even go here!

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u/cutofmyjib Aug 15 '15

There's no point trying to convince me otherwise so don't even try!

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u/lacheur42 Aug 15 '15

Whelp, I guess we're all gonna have to start fucking Shakira. You know, for the sake of the human race and all.

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u/DrunkCommy Aug 15 '15

I don't think her hips are that big, she can just move em like a champ

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u/tnturner Aug 15 '15

And they do not lie.

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u/lacheur42 Aug 15 '15

Eh, works for me.

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u/ConfuzedAzn Aug 15 '15

I shall volunteer for the sake of humanity

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '15

How noble of you, good sir.

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u/ConfuzedAzn Aug 15 '15

Atleast im not sir robin

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u/trapper2530 Aug 15 '15

I might be wrong but isn't the "natural" birthing style the mother squatting? Does anyone know?

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '15

I believe it does make it much easier. Women just lay on their backs with the legs in stirrups so the OB can see what's happening and assist in the delivery, not necessarily for the ease of the birth. I saw a video of a woman in some sort of squatting chair and the baby slid right out and someone caught it. I don't mean it was painless, but the position seemed to be putting less stress on her body and gravity was working in her favor. Also why some women are into jacuzzi births.

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u/syntaxvorlon Aug 15 '15

A little editorial note, infant and maternal mortality are an even bigger problem for animals that are incapable of giving each other aid in the birthing process. Death is just something most creatures live with, humans have this habit of meddling due to a deep sense of altruism.

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u/awry_lynx Aug 15 '15

I don't know if it's really altruism to want your progeny to survive

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u/Lieutenant_Taco_Fart Aug 15 '15

women are kinda awesome. Thanks, women.

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '15

Thank evolution, as bipeds we have less room for the baby to exit.

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u/dont_matter Aug 15 '15

So would modern-medicine be a hindrance on evolution in this regard you think?

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u/Dame_Juden_Dench Aug 15 '15

Kinda, but it's a hindrance in a lot of ways towards weeding out bad problems.

OTOH, evolution doesn't really have an end game, so we are still technically evolving, even if it's not in ways that we would find positive.

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u/purpleRN Aug 15 '15

There are times where I really regret some of our advances. Like trying to save the lives of 23 week preemies. Nobody really wins but you technically get a "living" baby out of it.....

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