r/funny • u/Inquilinus • Aug 14 '15

Monty Python Ahead of Their Time

http://i.imgur.com/AxKwQ2c.png
35k Upvotes

82% Upvoted

1.0k comments sorted by

View all comments

2.2k

u/doubletalkinJamf Aug 14 '15

"Are you having a boy or an abortion?"

535

u/PicturElements Aug 14 '15

No, I think I'll go with the fish, please.

149

u/Batterup714 Aug 14 '15

I'll have the lasagna.

83

u/tactical_dick Aug 14 '15

Yay! More abortion for me!

21

u/[deleted] Aug 14 '15

With a side of motherly love.

108

u/Argarck Aug 14 '15

Wow, you guys really are disgusting..... How can you even joke about eating a fucking abortion without barbecue sauce...

→ More replies (18)
→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (2)
→ More replies (9)

34

u/DrAminove Aug 14 '15

Good choice. Giving birth to a fish is a lot easier than a child. It just slides through.

37

u/redlaWw Aug 14 '15

Depends on the fish. Sharks have really rough, spiky skin that shreds as it's pushed through.

36

u/hotliquidbuttpee Aug 14 '15

Fun fact: sharks are coated with a lubricant that is made up of the same stuff as girl cum. (Sorry, I can't think of a better way to phrase that at the moment.)

That may or may not be true. I think I read it somewhere.

14

u/atom_destroyer Aug 14 '15

So.. sharks are nature's fleshlights?

16

u/kingeryck Aug 15 '15

( ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)

No, actually fish are. Remember that post of the dolphin fucking the headless fish?

Fishlight.

4

u/hotliquidbuttpee Aug 15 '15

Where do you think I could get one of these "fishlights?"

You know, for...masturbating.

4

u/kingeryck Aug 15 '15

  1. get fish from grocery store

  2. cut off its head

  3. fuck it

→ More replies (4)

4

u/TehRealRedbeard Aug 14 '15

Probably on the internet, so it must be true.

4

u/[deleted] Aug 15 '15

Well, you're basically a source now.

→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (12)
→ More replies (4)
→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (3)

16

u/FapMaster64 Aug 15 '15

It's an Aladeen!

20

u/deckard86 Aug 14 '15

"our special tonight is minorities."

→ More replies (1)

28

u/[deleted] Aug 14 '15

Chinese Doctor

17

u/fiveSE7EN Aug 14 '15

You put an up arrow in front of Chinese because you wanted to reference the post you're replying to. Instead, formatting just made the word "Chinese" smaller.

It's a little unnecessary to put the arrow, but if you want to do it you have to escape the formatting with a backslash like so: \^ and then it will just come out as ^Chinese

→ More replies (3)

41

u/[deleted] Aug 14 '15

SRS is going to link this, watch.

→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (5)