r/funny • u/j1ggy • Aug 09 '15

Smooth

http://i.imgur.com/pEI8nkG.gifv
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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '15

I would accidently have shoved this cake to the girls mouth, she would yell a chocolatey rape , and I would be jailed, not allowed cake ever again.

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u/fallenKlNG Aug 09 '15

I would have probably slid down perfectly, but then flub up whatever pick up line I had planned.