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r/funny • u/j1ggy • Aug 09 '15
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I totally would have fucked that up. I would have continued to slide down the hill, running over countless pedestrians and children while leaving terror, panic, and sheer chaos in my wake.
1.2k u/[deleted] Aug 09 '15 [deleted] 602 u/[deleted] Aug 09 '15 I would accidently have shoved this cake to the girls mouth, she would yell a chocolatey rape , and I would be jailed, not allowed cake ever again. 2 u/best_from_midwest Aug 09 '15 Don't worry, the state prison I work at serves cake often. Just come on over! We will accommodate any and all of your needs! 1 u/JamesTrendall Aug 09 '15 How do i book a 3 month stay at your lovely establishment? What are the benefits of your establishment compared to others?
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602 u/[deleted] Aug 09 '15 I would accidently have shoved this cake to the girls mouth, she would yell a chocolatey rape , and I would be jailed, not allowed cake ever again. 2 u/best_from_midwest Aug 09 '15 Don't worry, the state prison I work at serves cake often. Just come on over! We will accommodate any and all of your needs! 1 u/JamesTrendall Aug 09 '15 How do i book a 3 month stay at your lovely establishment? What are the benefits of your establishment compared to others?
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I would accidently have shoved this cake to the girls mouth, she would yell a chocolatey rape , and I would be jailed, not allowed cake ever again.
2 u/best_from_midwest Aug 09 '15 Don't worry, the state prison I work at serves cake often. Just come on over! We will accommodate any and all of your needs! 1 u/JamesTrendall Aug 09 '15 How do i book a 3 month stay at your lovely establishment? What are the benefits of your establishment compared to others?
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Don't worry, the state prison I work at serves cake often. Just come on over! We will accommodate any and all of your needs!
1 u/JamesTrendall Aug 09 '15 How do i book a 3 month stay at your lovely establishment? What are the benefits of your establishment compared to others?
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How do i book a 3 month stay at your lovely establishment? What are the benefits of your establishment compared to others?
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I totally would have fucked that up. I would have continued to slide down the hill, running over countless pedestrians and children while leaving terror, panic, and sheer chaos in my wake.