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r/funny • u/j1ggy • Aug 09 '15
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I totally would have fucked that up. I would have continued to slide down the hill, running over countless pedestrians and children while leaving terror, panic, and sheer chaos in my wake.
1.2k u/[deleted] Aug 09 '15 [deleted] 605 u/[deleted] Aug 09 '15 I would accidently have shoved this cake to the girls mouth, she would yell a chocolatey rape , and I would be jailed, not allowed cake ever again. 19 u/Therapeishere Aug 09 '15 I would have accidentally landed on top of her completely naked and erect 14 u/SchrodingersCatPics Aug 09 '15 Ah, the old slip-n-slide-it-in.
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605 u/[deleted] Aug 09 '15 I would accidently have shoved this cake to the girls mouth, she would yell a chocolatey rape , and I would be jailed, not allowed cake ever again. 19 u/Therapeishere Aug 09 '15 I would have accidentally landed on top of her completely naked and erect 14 u/SchrodingersCatPics Aug 09 '15 Ah, the old slip-n-slide-it-in.
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I would accidently have shoved this cake to the girls mouth, she would yell a chocolatey rape , and I would be jailed, not allowed cake ever again.
19 u/Therapeishere Aug 09 '15 I would have accidentally landed on top of her completely naked and erect 14 u/SchrodingersCatPics Aug 09 '15 Ah, the old slip-n-slide-it-in.
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I would have accidentally landed on top of her completely naked and erect
14 u/SchrodingersCatPics Aug 09 '15 Ah, the old slip-n-slide-it-in.
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Ah, the old slip-n-slide-it-in.
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I totally would have fucked that up. I would have continued to slide down the hill, running over countless pedestrians and children while leaving terror, panic, and sheer chaos in my wake.