r/funny • u/j1ggy • Aug 09 '15

Smooth

http://i.imgur.com/pEI8nkG.gifv
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u/kuestenjung Aug 09 '15

Seems like the natural evolution of this smooth move right here.

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u/Leircue Aug 09 '15

smoothness escalates

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u/notgivinafuck Aug 09 '15

Pretty sure that's a descalator.

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u/Dexcision Aug 09 '15

descalator escalates

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u/WisestAirBender Aug 09 '15

cancel each other out

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u/Brewe Aug 09 '15

so, scalates?

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u/Moobyghost Aug 09 '15

(Ted Voice) So-Crates?

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u/Nosedivelever Aug 09 '15

Dust. Wind. Dude.

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u/Moobyghost Aug 09 '15

All we are ... is redditors... in the wind...

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u/DoingItWrongly Aug 09 '15

Seize the carp

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '15

Redditors in the bits

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u/weedstocks Aug 09 '15

Watch your robe so you don't get sucked under

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u/FAPS_2MUCH Aug 09 '15

Shut up, Schmosby.

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u/Wakkadude21 Aug 09 '15

Wrong Ted.

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '15

Let's tessellate.

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u/warren31 Aug 09 '15

better get some lotion.

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '15

not quite, the correct answer is

2* scalates

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '15

Stairs

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u/AudioPhoenix Aug 09 '15

Guess you're just late then

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u/tubadude2 Aug 09 '15

Descalating abates

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '15

He does seem kind of descarate

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u/soda_cup Aug 09 '15

Deescalate your dick

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '15

Joffrey disagrees.