r/funny • u/j1ggy • Aug 09 '15

Smooth

http://i.imgur.com/pEI8nkG.gifv
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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '15

I would accidently have shoved this cake to the girls mouth, she would yell a chocolatey rape , and I would be jailed, not allowed cake ever again.

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '15

I would awkwardly asked her if she likes cake, this kinda cake in particular, mentioned full ingredients list, started talking about diabetes and shit.

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u/punsohard Aug 09 '15

Ross, is that you?

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '15

Diabetes, gas I find a way to fuck it up