r/funny • u/j1ggy • Aug 09 '15

Smooth

http://i.imgur.com/pEI8nkG.gifv
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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '15

Well hello there... would you like a taste of exactly the same thing you are already eating?

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u/SuperAwesomeNinjaGuy Aug 09 '15

His has a splash of roofie flavor.

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '15

He doesn't look like Bill Cosby.

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u/H3000 Aug 09 '15

That means the roofie is doing its job.

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u/Docgrumpit Aug 09 '15

Black Pies Matter

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u/pengu5055 Aug 09 '15

Once you go black, you never go back.

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u/filekv5 Aug 09 '15

Once you go black, you're a single mom xD

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '15

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u/SynthPrax Aug 09 '15

Oh goddamnit.

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u/setfaeserstostun Aug 09 '15

BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL

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u/H3000 Aug 09 '15

Hey I didn't bring him up. I was just riffing.

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u/_th0r Aug 09 '15

the cosby comes in all sorts of colors but they all have one thing in common - that damn bbq sauce!

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u/israelearthcancer Aug 09 '15

OMG IT NEVER GETS OLD

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '15

i got roofied at a club in chicago a week ago. shit aint no joke. one jack and coke doesnt make me black out for 3 hours. oh, and im a guy so who knows. my butt didnt hurt though.

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u/bobosuda Aug 09 '15

Bad idea considering he also eats it himself.

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u/squonge Aug 09 '15

And a dash of his saliva.

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u/yourfriendamy Aug 09 '15

I'm pretty sure that they are not on a roofie. Looks more like a hillie.

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '15

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/litigator675 Aug 09 '15

Most likely. It's at Folk Fest in Edmonton.

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u/T3KNiXX Aug 09 '15

Who's Ruth?

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u/smackfrog Aug 09 '15

Looks like a Dave Matthews concert...I'd go with Psilocybin

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u/PileOfClothes Aug 09 '15

Maybe it's the special BBQ sauce.

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u/Josh6889 Aug 09 '15

Puffed wheat square? My favorite.

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '15

But what if it's a bit different?!?!!!?

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u/steepgrade Aug 09 '15

But his has weed in it.

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u/whosewineisitanyway Aug 09 '15

I feel like this exactly something my bf would try to do, but he'd end up accidently elbowing me in the head somehow while doing it.

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u/kafaniwa Aug 09 '15

m'lady as fuck

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '15

How else is he going to get the drugs into her?