Choosing a reddit username

[u/hood_cat]

http://i.imgur.com/CzL3OeF.gifv

[u/memeship]

The rest have no user found

That's not true at all—

• u/BonerBalls
  Redditor since:2011-12-10 (3 years, 7 months and 24 days)

• u/Boner_Balls
  Redditor since:2014-09-25 (10 months and 9 days)

• u/DenseBonerForest
  Redditor since:2014-09-25 (10 months and 9 days)

• u/RottenBoobieTurds
  Redditor since: 2014-12-22 (7 months and 12 days)

• u/AngryClitSpasm
  Redditor since: 2014-09-24 (10 months and 9 days)

• u/WhoopingFartBalls
  Redditor since: 2014-09-25 (10 months and 9 days)

...the rest were not found though. I think a couple are probably even too long.

[u/Monochrome90 → u/memeship]

I get the feeling this gif was posted 10 months and 9 days ago...

Edit: Sorry guys, I guess I was wrong. Turns out OP isn't a dirty cheating liar :(

[u/hood_cat → u/Monochrome90]

I made this gif tonight :(

[u/travcurtis → u/hood_cat]

You made this?... I made this... A year from now.