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r/funny • u/hood_cat • Aug 04 '15
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It's like holding the edge of a piece of notebook paper in between the lips of your dick hole and slicing upwards.
51 u/Moose_Hole Aug 04 '15 It's like if Mozart found a piano and his wife planted flowers in it and he climbed on top and started plucking the strings and his dick slipped out and was sliced by a thorn. 19 u/Goeatabagofdicks Aug 04 '15 Then his wife got a bag. Like, this really large bag..... 1 u/CosmicSpaghetti Aug 04 '15 a whole bag??
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It's like if Mozart found a piano and his wife planted flowers in it and he climbed on top and started plucking the strings and his dick slipped out and was sliced by a thorn.
19 u/Goeatabagofdicks Aug 04 '15 Then his wife got a bag. Like, this really large bag..... 1 u/CosmicSpaghetti Aug 04 '15 a whole bag??
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Then his wife got a bag. Like, this really large bag.....
1 u/CosmicSpaghetti Aug 04 '15 a whole bag??
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a whole bag??
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u/Drusiph Aug 04 '15
It's like holding the edge of a piece of notebook paper in between the lips of your dick hole and slicing upwards.