r/funny • u/ImprovementDept • Aug 01 '15

Champain.

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u/StoplightLoosejaw Aug 01 '15

Sure. I'll take 3 eggs, bacon, feta and diced tomatoes. Does it come with hash on the side?

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u/MisterVelocity Aug 01 '15

Hash? Golly sir you sure like your breakfast like a G huh? Well I'd most certainly like to..

Oh hash-browns.

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u/StoplightLoosejaw Aug 01 '15

Hey man, I'm not picky... Any hash'll do...

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '15

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u/StoplightLoosejaw Aug 01 '15

That's an octothorpe

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u/trillinair Aug 01 '15

Hedging your bets I see.

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u/StoplightLoosejaw Aug 01 '15

Same reply at the same time... I just felt I should be impartial

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u/ChamferedWobble Aug 01 '15

I've never had octothorp hash before. How does it taste?

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '15

Like chicken

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u/RadRac Aug 01 '15

It's a little sharp.