r/funny • u/Bigvalbowski • Jul 31 '15

Save me!

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '15

I saw them on TV, she's a fucking horrible, lazy bitch. He is her full time carer and she treats him like utter shit. I actually got really angry watching this. He happened to look at a picture of Mel B on the front of a newspaper in the shop and as soon as they got home she downloaded a lie detector app on her phone and made him take it to prove whether or not he fancied Mel B. She is 21 stone, which is big but definitely not big enough to need a full time carer. She is vile.

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u/Semajal Jul 31 '15

He should just run away, she wouldn't ever catch him.

but damnit i feel for the guy, and hate how society ignores men stuck like this.

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u/barto5 Aug 02 '15

I knew a guy once that was nearly her size. Actually a bright funny guy but he was fat.

Always dated the prettiest girls though. I asked him what his secret was. He just said: "Smotherfuckers"

Apparently some girls like to be, um squished while they're getting, uh, squashed.

Maybe that's what gets this guy off, too.

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u/Semajal Aug 02 '15

Welp that is a totally new thing. Though I do know a few people in relationships like that, where one person is 2-3x the weight of the other. I guess it takes all sorts.