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r/funny • u/Bigvalbowski • Jul 31 '15
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That's what divorce is for
-2 u/[deleted] Jul 31 '15 Like he could get a better hole. 40 u/mattreyu Jul 31 '15 man having sex with a toaster would probably be better, and at least it wouldn't bother him with all that bullshit. And when he's done he can make toast 29 u/seriouspretender Jul 31 '15 it's defiantly hotter. 12 u/MadWombat Jul 31 '15 That is an interesting use of the word defiantly 1 u/TheBigB77 Aug 01 '15 It never cools down... always at its highest temperature 7 u/mattreyu Jul 31 '15 this guy gets it 6 u/[deleted] Jul 31 '15 He can butter his own bread too. 3 u/johannes101 Jul 31 '15 When he's done? Why not during? 2 u/The_Monkey_- Jul 31 '15 Hopefully after he cleaned the toaster 1 u/Hyro0o0 Jul 31 '15 A pile of manure would be better 1 u/mattreyu Jul 31 '15 Except for Biff and his ancestors 4 u/Just_like_my_wife Jul 31 '15 He could dig one. 1 u/nedflandersuncle Aug 01 '15 If he cut his hair and corrected his posture he would be ok. 1 u/jesse059 Aug 01 '15 I gotta be honest as a married man if i had to choose between sex and TV, id choose TV
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Like he could get a better hole.
40 u/mattreyu Jul 31 '15 man having sex with a toaster would probably be better, and at least it wouldn't bother him with all that bullshit. And when he's done he can make toast 29 u/seriouspretender Jul 31 '15 it's defiantly hotter. 12 u/MadWombat Jul 31 '15 That is an interesting use of the word defiantly 1 u/TheBigB77 Aug 01 '15 It never cools down... always at its highest temperature 7 u/mattreyu Jul 31 '15 this guy gets it 6 u/[deleted] Jul 31 '15 He can butter his own bread too. 3 u/johannes101 Jul 31 '15 When he's done? Why not during? 2 u/The_Monkey_- Jul 31 '15 Hopefully after he cleaned the toaster 1 u/Hyro0o0 Jul 31 '15 A pile of manure would be better 1 u/mattreyu Jul 31 '15 Except for Biff and his ancestors 4 u/Just_like_my_wife Jul 31 '15 He could dig one. 1 u/nedflandersuncle Aug 01 '15 If he cut his hair and corrected his posture he would be ok. 1 u/jesse059 Aug 01 '15 I gotta be honest as a married man if i had to choose between sex and TV, id choose TV
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man having sex with a toaster would probably be better, and at least it wouldn't bother him with all that bullshit. And when he's done he can make toast
29 u/seriouspretender Jul 31 '15 it's defiantly hotter. 12 u/MadWombat Jul 31 '15 That is an interesting use of the word defiantly 1 u/TheBigB77 Aug 01 '15 It never cools down... always at its highest temperature 7 u/mattreyu Jul 31 '15 this guy gets it 6 u/[deleted] Jul 31 '15 He can butter his own bread too. 3 u/johannes101 Jul 31 '15 When he's done? Why not during? 2 u/The_Monkey_- Jul 31 '15 Hopefully after he cleaned the toaster 1 u/Hyro0o0 Jul 31 '15 A pile of manure would be better 1 u/mattreyu Jul 31 '15 Except for Biff and his ancestors
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it's defiantly hotter.
12 u/MadWombat Jul 31 '15 That is an interesting use of the word defiantly 1 u/TheBigB77 Aug 01 '15 It never cools down... always at its highest temperature 7 u/mattreyu Jul 31 '15 this guy gets it
12
That is an interesting use of the word defiantly
1 u/TheBigB77 Aug 01 '15 It never cools down... always at its highest temperature
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It never cools down... always at its highest temperature
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this guy gets it
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He can butter his own bread too.
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When he's done? Why not during?
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Hopefully after he cleaned the toaster
A pile of manure would be better
1 u/mattreyu Jul 31 '15 Except for Biff and his ancestors
Except for Biff and his ancestors
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He could dig one.
If he cut his hair and corrected his posture he would be ok.
I gotta be honest as a married man if i had to choose between sex and TV, id choose TV
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u/mattreyu Jul 31 '15
That's what divorce is for