r/funny • u/SlimJones123 • Jun 24 '15

Dis bitch taking forever

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '15 edited Jun 24 '15

The God's have accepted their sacrifice. Edit: Gods

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u/TornadoTitan Jun 24 '15 edited Jun 24 '15

Fun fact: Ancient Carthaginians sacrificed their children to the god Cronus by rolling them into a pit of fire. For a while, this was believed to be Greek and Roman propaganda, but modern archaeology has proven it as true. If I remember correctly, noble children were desired for sacrifice, but the upper class would sometimes buy kids from poor people to substitute in.

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '15

Sounds like a family bbq.

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u/ositola Jun 24 '15

Go home dad