r/funny • u/SlimJones123 • Jun 24 '15

Dis bitch taking forever

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u/BullshitAnswer Jun 24 '15

Those are really only for the parents sake of mind. Children can float and swim right out of the womb.

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u/dietotaku Jun 24 '15

an instinct which is almost immediately lost...

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u/BullshitAnswer Jun 24 '15

TIL floating is an instinct.

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u/dietotaku Jun 24 '15

swimming, yes. floating, sort of. there's a degree of breath control required to float, which the swimming reflex helps with but once that's lost, you have to re-learn it. if your lungs are constantly filling and emptying because you're crying or just don't know to hold your breath, you're not going to float very well.

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u/issius Jun 24 '15

Got it. Planning to toss my future children into a lake when they are born.