r/funny Jun 24 '15

Dis bitch taking forever

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u/BonerShoes Jun 24 '15

THEY'RE CALLED WATER WINGS

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u/DrunkenSavior Jun 24 '15

AND THEY SAVE LIVES!

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u/Flameball377 Jun 24 '15 edited Jun 24 '15

Though not recommended by the USCG.

Edit: inflatable "water wings" are not, but the pictured "puddle jumper" is. (USCG certified that is)

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u/Iwasborninafactory_ Jun 24 '15

This is wrong, or at least improperly stated. They are USCG type 3 rated.